Dungeonology

[Necrosnoop110]

I just got a copy of the 5e Dungeonology book. Warning to other D&Ders this is not a "game" book but a collectors/promotional/coffee table/newb book. I'm a D&D collector so I'm not upset but if I was interested in only buying "game" books I would not want this title. No offense intended to anyone just thought I'd give a heads up. 

ETA: Apparently the "Ologies" series is an ongoing thing that is primarily marketed to young children that I'm supposed to already know about. But I haven't even seen a kid in the wild in decades and I failed my investigation roll before I ordered ...       

[ketaro]

So you bought a children's picture book because it had the D&D label on it, so what?

Is the artwork nice, then?

[awaken_D_M_golem]

I was 11 the first time I saw the 1e Succubus.

... But I haven't even seen a kid in the wild in decades and ...

Yeah they've all been hunted into extinction ...

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Only ones left genetically related are 100% domesticated and 99% tame.

[ketaro]

But I haven't even seen a kid in the wild in decades

 
I missed that first time around.
Are you sure? They're all on leashes now and are easily overlooked as it just looks like adults walking their dogs

[awaken_D_M_golem]

Ahh but aren't those leashes, actually going the other way ?

The kids let their parents off of them at some point in time.
It is magic ... so we don't hafta know how.

[Necrosnoop110]

LINK: Jit Going Ham

[awaken_D_M_golem]

 

Security guy :  I cast Detect Barbarian Rage
< dm rolls knowledge (anything) check = fails >
DM : you detect no rage