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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #120 on: August 09, 2012, 03:58:32 PM »
Real quotes from my worst dm:

"Core' allowed, because it's balanced"

"Core has been extensively playtested"

"You must sacrifice three characters" (as in permanent sacrifices)

"20 point stats are Overpowered"

"no, your already Overpowered"

and the worst 5 words any DM can say (also a direct quote):

"No, because I said so"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #121 on: August 09, 2012, 06:46:46 PM »

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #122 on: August 10, 2012, 10:55:27 AM »
"LOOK AT MAH JIGGLY BUTT!"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #123 on: August 20, 2012, 07:40:27 AM »
"Heavily house-ruled second edition."

(I just got myself into one of these games, but given the context, I'm hoping it will be fun.)
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #124 on: August 20, 2012, 09:29:12 AM »
"Heavily house-ruled second edition."

(I just got myself into one of these games, but given the context, I'm hoping it will be fun.)
Is there any other way to play 2E?   :P
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #125 on: August 24, 2012, 01:08:06 AM »
"You're all polymorphed into Gnomes."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #126 on: August 24, 2012, 02:20:33 AM »
rocks fall, you all die.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #127 on: August 24, 2012, 03:31:17 AM »
Okay, DC Fourteen to swallow.




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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #128 on: October 04, 2012, 10:51:26 PM »
"Your character wouldn't do that"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #129 on: October 04, 2012, 11:12:32 PM »
Congrats, you win.  Game over.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #130 on: October 04, 2012, 11:45:31 PM »
The ogre's penis is huge.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #131 on: June 11, 2013, 11:05:01 PM »
"Campaign's based on my doujin."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #132 on: June 12, 2013, 12:05:50 AM »
"My campaign's not politically correct."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #133 on: June 12, 2013, 01:51:56 AM »
Suddenly evil tinky winky appears!
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #134 on: June 12, 2013, 12:11:33 PM »
"My girlfriend just left me" -> Right before the start of a major BBEG fight.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #135 on: June 12, 2013, 12:19:25 PM »
"(The) End boss is Witchy Poo."

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"I'm gonna rape your ass..."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #136 on: June 12, 2013, 12:44:53 PM »
actual quote: "sure, you can do that." (big grin)

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #137 on: June 12, 2013, 09:53:21 PM »
'Welp, roll to not survive'

I had to say that once.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #138 on: June 12, 2013, 11:40:16 PM »
"You don't see anything unusual."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #139 on: June 12, 2013, 11:46:59 PM »
"My name's Sean K. Reynolds"
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