Author Topic: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?  (Read 21949 times)

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #100 on: March 07, 2019, 09:46:53 AM »
Bluff = 1d20+16
Rolled 1d20+16 : 19 + 16, total 35
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #101 on: March 07, 2019, 11:21:06 PM »
What profit would we gain from lying to you?

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #102 on: March 08, 2019, 06:49:02 AM »
Bluff
Rolled 1d20+17 : 9 + 17, total 26


Though Pat hasn't really been part of most of the conversation.
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #103 on: March 17, 2019, 04:52:16 PM »
They believe you when you say you don't know of him, but do seema little cynical about Os' comment on nothing to gain.  You are a Fiend after all. 

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #104 on: March 17, 2019, 05:53:50 PM »
"So, what do you know about this area?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #105 on: April 05, 2019, 01:32:51 AM »
"Well sir, were mostly former mercenaries who decided to abandon the Blood War once we got snatched here.  The place kind of fell apart after a long time, and we just decided to stay amongst ourselves and sell beer to the Mites.  Paranoid buggers them Mites.  Not as crazy as the Beholders tho.  Those guys went batshit from years of inbreeding over there."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #106 on: April 06, 2019, 10:12:42 AM »
OOC: I've kind of forgotten what we're doing. In the broadest sense, I thought we were exploring the ruins, but I've lost track of if was had some more specific objective.
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #107 on: April 06, 2019, 11:16:04 AM »
OOC: Kobolds climed the ruins but hired us to "clean up" any traps and hostiles, we can grab anything that isn't nailed down for ourselves, the kobolds main interest is the dungeon complex itself.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #108 on: April 06, 2019, 01:35:22 PM »
"So, are there any areas around here that are still trapped that you avoid?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #109 on: April 09, 2019, 11:26:21 PM »
"Oh hell yes.  There's th Beholders, and there's Passage 43.  We walled it off  Scary shit in that place."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #110 on: April 10, 2019, 09:21:28 AM »
"What's down there? Worse than beholders?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #111 on: April 10, 2019, 08:14:15 PM »
Don't suppose you have a map or could draw us one? Also why everybody scared of those 'beholders'? I've never met one, but with a name like that what's the worst they could do, stare really hard at us?

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2019, 02:58:36 PM »
"What's down there? Worse than beholders?"


"We don't know whats down there, and we don't want to."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2019, 02:59:14 PM »
Don't suppose you have a map or could draw us one? Also why everybody scared of those 'beholders'? I've never met one, but with a name like that what's the worst they could do, stare really hard at us?

"Yes.  Yes they stare very hard."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #114 on: April 15, 2019, 09:55:45 AM »
Mustave looks at the rest of the group: "Shall we take the path less traveled, stare down some beholders, or does anyone have a better idea?

Personally, I'd say go the first route."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #115 on: April 15, 2019, 10:47:43 AM »
Yes, let's stay here and get drunk.
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Wait, you said better idea?
My vote's for that path less traveled then.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #116 on: April 15, 2019, 07:44:53 PM »
what say the rest of you?

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #117 on: April 30, 2019, 11:35:54 PM »
Vlad?  You out there?

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #118 on: May 06, 2019, 07:42:32 PM »
Okay they show you to the locked steel (?) door covering the Tunnel.


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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #119 on: May 06, 2019, 09:19:08 PM »
"I mean, I seldom pause long enough to be sure about anything, but this is as close to a 'yes' as you'll probably get."
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