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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #160 on: May 31, 2020, 05:25:25 PM »
Reta shows the others why she is strongest. Instead of attacking in a random direction, she aims her attack at the thing she wants to hit! That's her secret technique! She waves the dogslicer in the direction of the merchant of shiny things!

"Reta strong! Reta buckles her swash!"
Hmm.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #161 on: May 31, 2020, 10:32:21 PM »
Reta's attack seems to bounce off of some sort of invisible shield protecting the half-elf.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #162 on: June 01, 2020, 10:47:18 AM »
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Hmm.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #163 on: June 01, 2020, 03:40:20 PM »
He clearly doesn't have much of a plan, but Mogmurch successfully grabs onto Maggie!

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #164 on: June 09, 2020, 04:03:20 PM »
Chuffy Launches his trufsty dart at his target.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #165 on: June 09, 2020, 06:22:20 PM »
Despite Maggie being hampered by Mogmurch, Chuffy still misses.  Perhaps his dart isn't so trusty after all.

In turn, Maggie very easily breaks Mogmurch's hold on her and takes a step back, then throws a bag at him but misses.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #166 on: June 16, 2020, 10:50:22 PM »
"Yorp!"  *fling*

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #167 on: June 17, 2020, 02:50:12 PM »
Maggie lets out a yelp as she is hit by a rock.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #168 on: June 21, 2020, 09:26:13 AM »
Rita, realizing that the half-elf is not immortal, looks the half-elf in the eyes and in a sudden epiphany remembers that between the eyes is a good place to stab.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #169 on: June 21, 2020, 12:19:15 PM »
Maggie screams and begins bleeding heavily from a large head wound.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #170 on: June 23, 2020, 12:17:21 PM »
Mogmurch shouts at the nasty woman "Youz surrenda or diez!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #171 on: June 23, 2020, 12:21:59 PM »
Maggie screams again and looks both terrified and like she is about to keel over.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #172 on: July 02, 2020, 05:45:28 AM »
Chuffy draws his more trusty sharp rock (knife) and moves in, 'stick stick stick'
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #173 on: July 03, 2020, 10:12:05 PM »
Maggie steps back and drinks something out of a bottle.  You all see most of her wounds close up and she looks ready to flee.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #174 on: July 21, 2020, 08:46:58 PM »
Poog hucks a rock while seriously reconsidering his life choices.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #175 on: July 21, 2020, 09:30:54 PM »
Poog hits Maggie a glancing blow with the rock!

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #176 on: July 22, 2020, 09:30:07 AM »
Encouraged by his amazing success on his previous attack, Mogmurch swings again! This time, he aims for the foul human woman's toes. Maybe she'll stop dodging if he cuts them off. Or he'll have a snack for after the battle. All this fighting makes him hungry.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #177 on: July 23, 2020, 09:15:35 AM »
Rita spins in a circle with her sword out, expecting the half-elf to walk into it.
Hmm.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #178 on: July 23, 2020, 10:16:40 AM »
Maggie does not walk into the spinning sword.  Mogmurch does bruise one of her toes though.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #179 on: July 23, 2020, 02:12:33 PM »
In a fit of fwustration, Chuffy dives in to attack and falls on his face.
The goal of power is power. - 1984
We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow
The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head.

Anim-manga still sux.