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A lone boy travels down the road to Portimão.

He is dressed quite elegantly for one so young - knee-high boots and pants of the finest leather, undershirt of silk, a coat reaching down to his ankles, a wide brimmed hat that looks almost too large on such a small frame, and a cloak bearing the crest of the Academia de Pesquisa da Deusa Pacificadora (Peacekeeping Goddess Research Academy), the finest learning institution in perhaps all of Jóia.

He casually addresses the bat.

"Ma'am. Do we have any clue how those scouting forces disappeared? Or if they were able to contact their patrons at all?"

[D&D 3.5] The Artifact Crown / Re: The Crown's Cursed-Team Bonnie OOC
« on: March 18, 2019, 12:27:36 PM »

[D&D 3.5] The Artifact Crown / Re: The Crown's Cursed-Team Bonnie OOC
« on: March 18, 2019, 02:06:59 AM »
Aaaaaaaaaaaand here I am, fashionably late. Picking some stuff for my sheet now. Ugh. I HATE having to throw away Adaptive Learning. I love how that feat simplifies my life.

[D&D 5E] Coastal Troubles / Re: Dice Rolls
« on: March 18, 2019, 01:55:04 AM »
Argh! You kaijin bastard! EAT SWORD OF JUSTICE!
Rolled 1d20+4 : 13 + 4, total 17

Rolled 1d8+2 : 6 + 2, total 8

[D&D 5E] Coastal Troubles / Re: Coastal Troubles (IC Thread)
« on: March 18, 2019, 01:53:12 AM »
Kamen Rider Kaitou flinches as he's struck, but not one to falter before evil, he takes a quick step to the side in an attempt to catch his valorous rival's flank wide open!

Other Games / Re: Videogame Discussion III - Snake Eater
« on: March 16, 2019, 02:32:30 AM »
Jesus Eiji don't jump the gun like that! I'm an anxious guy, I can't wait to get my hands on this thing.

Off Topic Fun / Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« on: March 15, 2019, 05:46:36 PM »
Job opening I REALLY wanted didn't want me, and I'm running out of time looking for jobs with a resumé so slim it looks like it was spit out by an Ethiopian word processor.

Other Games / Re: Videogame Discussion III - Snake Eater
« on: March 15, 2019, 10:18:40 AM »
Too many good games have come out all at once.

Which do I conquer first?  Kingdom Hearts 3, DMC5, or Sekiro Shadows Die Twice?

Wait. Sekiro is out already?!

Off Topic Fun / Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« on: March 14, 2019, 02:37:26 AM »
There's been a school shooting at a small city in São Paulo.

I predict the pundits will come out of the woodwork, as if the tragedy had not been bad enough...

Left it in my other pants, along with the feat I no longer have for being human.  :P

64+(Con*Lvl) is pretty good though. Its way better than Rainy got  :lmao
I'm a vamp. No Con bonus to HD.

It gave me exactly ONE less than average.

Here, wanna bet the die roller is screwing with me?

Rolled 9d12 : 1, 4, 7, 7, 11, 9, 5, 8, 6, total 58

Wow. That was... horrendous.


Here goes nothing.

*deep breath*

Rolled 9d12 : 12, 7, 2, 10, 2, 8, 8, 1, 2, total 52

Oh, I just kinda assumed Os would have pit them I'm why team with less vampires or would have left room... Oh well, possibly no Kasha headpats for Melody.

Hector would totally headpat Melody. If she promised not to bite.

IF I roll my HP once, and it's below average... can I just take average instead?

I'll probably use Kuro's other suggestions for rival bands. Including at least one angel band. The campaign won't be completed until Melody gets a show battle!
I'm not sure that HELPED, but it seems like it's gonna be fun at any rate even if I'm not a part of that group.  :P

Guess I didn't post it like I thought I did, but can those of us that have Red Magic start with a few spells?

Also think I'm going with "The Cruel Angel's Thesis" for a band name.

Last night I just realized I'm going to have to get over the fact there's a giant enemy allied crab in the party. I'll have to resist looking for open spots.

Also, now you have an Evangelion reference in your band. Any chance the bandmembers are angels?  :p

Osle, answered your PM.

As for band name suggestions:

Lunar Killer Castors
Space Killer Castors
Graveyard of Broken Dreams
Asian Undead Generation
Steelington Police Department
The Homewreckers
Toxin, a tribute to Poison
White Sabbath
Judas Clergyman
Lad Airship
Deep Magenta
For the Lord Commander
Aztec on Titan
Abyss Souls
Deus Ex Metallina
Sonata Aeterna
Help, My Pie is on Fire
The Offspawn
The Shoo Tang Clan
Deaf Guardian
Deff Leotard
Casualty, a tribute to Survivor
The Mongooses, a tribute to Scorpions
The Disease
The What
Dos Reis, a tribute to Angra
Concerto Y
Cowardly F
Radiator Colon
Onça Pintada, a tribute to Pantera
Doctors, a tribute to Slayer
Anorexic Cadaver
Mistaken Sixfold
The Cruel Angel's Thesis
Nocturne Antartica
Angels and Clerics
Rationalizations From This Side (you can call it RIFTS)
Bishops in Divine Service, a tribute to KISS
Peacebaby, a tribute to Manowar

...I think that's it, some of these aren't all that funny to be honest.

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