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Jester's Realm / Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« on: December 02, 2020, 11:19:34 PM »
Ashgar jumps out the window after the reptile!

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[D&D 3.5] Krevborna / Re: Dice Rolling
« on: November 29, 2020, 10:44:38 PM »
Sense Motive

Rolled 1d20+12 : 7 + 12, total 19

[Pathfinder] Goblins! / Re: Goblin Talk - OOC
« on: November 29, 2020, 10:43:41 PM »
Have fun!

[Pathfinder] Goblins! / Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« on: November 29, 2020, 10:43:18 PM »
The goblins that ran off to scavenge come back carrying pieces of the wagon, pieces of the mule, and one of them is waving a piece of paper that is very very sparkly.  He gives it to Loptop.

"Good job!" she says.  "You goblins now, Nasty Grammel will heal you.  Time to rest."

A few hours later, word spreads of a meeting in Chief Gutwad's moot house and the entire village gathers in the sagging, smoke-filled hut.

The moot house is stacked high with jars of strange, fuzzy creatures preserved in pickle brine, and the skinned hides of anything else too large for even the mightiest jar.  The chief holds up a single hand, a human's by the look of it, from atop his tall chair which silences the goblin horde.

All the goblins know that His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutward is a goblin of such remarkableness that the mere sound of his voice has driven goblins to madness or made heads explode.  Therefore, his faithful advisor Slorb speaks on the Chief's behalf.

"Our new goblin heroes have defeated an elfy one who was carrying horrible, horrible news.  The stranger has brought horrible, horrible words into our swamp.  Extra-horrible words!  Because these words sparkle.  Maybe they be magic words.  Maybe even worse magic than regular words.  The stranger also had a map, and Chief Gutwad knows from looking at the map that this is clearly where the longshanks MAKE their terrible sparkly words!  They be planning smoething bad."

"But we be goblins!  We be the baddest things!  Licktoads will march on longshanks word-makers and smash everything!"

"Light the fire!  Sharpen blade!  We be goblins!  We make raid!"

The village flies into a frenzy, and you all run off into the swamp. 

The light forest and overgrown field give way to a rundown little farm bustling with activity.  Colorful paper and cloth hang from the barn and house, and tables loaded with food and drink are scattered across the yard.  In the center of it all stands a cake that rises nearly two goblins tall and drips with icing and custard.  A few slices have already been removed, revealing an interior that looks moist and delicious.

Numerous hairy non-goblins only a little taller than goblins are all over paying attention to a smiling well-dressed couple who hoard a pile of sparkly boxes and bows.  Amid the short non-goblins are two tall non-goblins, one dressed in armor and carrying a blade and the other wearing a nice dress and scowling from behind some sort of terrifying, painted-on mask.  A noisy little dog trots along at her side.

There is also a barn, a fenced off area with animals in it, a house, a small building next to the house, and a building next to a river.

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[Arhosa] Arhosa PbP / Re: Beholden of Amserwch [OOC]
« on: November 24, 2020, 07:37:49 PM »
The Tarvon answer....seal the entrance shut and never talk about it to anyone?


[Pathfinder] Goblins! / Re: Goblin Talk - OOC
« on: November 23, 2020, 03:50:52 PM »
Sounds like we're going to proceed with me kicking everyone's butts.

I'll get a post up within the next couple of days and we'll move towards the end of the adventure.

Jester's Realm / Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« on: November 20, 2020, 12:01:49 PM »
Ashgar tries to tumble to the red lizard to punch it.  Clearly it is the reason furniture is attacking him.

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[Pathfinder] Goblins! / Re: Goblin Talk - OOC
« on: November 14, 2020, 08:20:06 PM »
Can do the combat. Can always switch to narration mode is necessary.

Only if I'm narrating how you all got your butts kicked.   :lmao

Jester's Realm / Re: Chattin' 2
« on: November 13, 2020, 11:16:05 AM »
So there's a somehow prone bed and a lamp in the room with me, anything else?

[Pathfinder] Goblins! / Re: Goblin Talk - OOC
« on: November 12, 2020, 05:23:51 PM »
it's not the hp so much as the Str penalty from the poison

Which can be healed by a spell cast by a 3rd level character (Lesser Restoration).

As far as I can tell, here's how everyone feels:

Altpersona wants to do the combat.
Strat seems to be okay either way?
Bhu thinks he'll die if we have the combat.
SDK hasn't said anything.

Jester's Realm / Re: Chattin' 2
« on: November 12, 2020, 05:18:24 PM »
Sorry about the delay.

I'm very confused about what is going on, could I get a recap?

Homebrew and House Rules (D&D) / Re: Bound Guardian [Base]
« on: November 12, 2020, 05:09:12 PM »
Resilience should state when the bonuses end.

Off Topic Fun / Re: Vote 2020
« on: November 10, 2020, 05:44:16 PM »

Off Topic Fun / Re: Vote 2020
« on: November 07, 2020, 12:57:23 PM »
Because of how long the process is taking, I'm getting pinged regularly by my European relatives wondering what exactly is going on and why this is such a drawn out event. They're all very perplexed, especially when I mention that PA has until Friday to finish counting votes, etc.

The amusing thing to me about this is that our voting counting process always takes this long and it's like everyone forgets about that.

[D&D 3.5] Krevborna / Re: Chapter 4 - The Creature Walks Among Us
« on: November 06, 2020, 09:08:04 PM »
Niko claps his hands together loudly in front of Lusica's face trying to snap her out of it.

"Your companion has been poisoned with poison from a giant wasp and there is some sort of catlike abomination down there.  You have bigger things to worry about than stabbing the one who just let you out!"

[D&D 3.5] Krevborna / Re: Dice Rolling
« on: November 06, 2020, 09:04:36 PM »
Knowledge Nature

Rolled 1d20+5 : 18 + 5, total 23

And again

Rolled 1d20+5 : 15 + 5, total 20

[D&D 3.5] Krevborna / Re: Chapter 4 - The Creature Walks Among Us
« on: November 05, 2020, 04:28:48 PM »
Niko restrains himself from slapping Hank in the back of the head.

Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello
« on: November 02, 2020, 08:40:43 PM »
Nice of you to finally join us.    :P

[D&D 3.5] Krevborna / Re: Chapter 4 - The Creature Walks Among Us
« on: November 02, 2020, 08:38:55 PM »
Niko stomps out of the room he spent all that time fighting in and looks around, assessing the damage.  He scowls and stomps over to the redheaded sisters, scowling more as he looks at the unconscious one.  He hunkers down to make sure that she is still breathing, then reaches out and places a hand on her head. 

He is getting really tired of how people in this damn place treat those with red hair.

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[Pathfinder] Goblins! / Re: Goblin Talk - OOC
« on: November 01, 2020, 10:13:21 PM »
my odds of surviving any combat until i get 3 days rest are mighty low

Everyone would get one day's rest and be at full health because you're in a goblin tribe and the tribe has healers.

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