First, read this webcomic
. (If you're starting at the beginning, as you can tell the art gets better later.) It's awesome, trust me.
Second, take a look at this
. You could be a cat (mandatory if you're bhu) or a member of the ninja mafia or, you know, whatever other awesome thing based off of that webcomic that I know you totally read because I told you to.
Ugh, I wish I wasn't having money problems right now...