Proof that if I EVER got high, it would be catastrophic.
Friend goes to ask:
"If the Lord is my Shepherd, does that mean he's the kind of creepy guy who likes to fuck sheep?"
"I think the more terrifying conclusion is that he is going to eventually kill us, eat us and wear our skin."
" ...that is actually way more disturbing..."
"Which is even MORE disturbing when you take into account the fact he made us in his own image, which means on some subconscious level, he wishes he could do that to himself."
"We're God's self-mutilation masturbatory material."
"...either stop talking or hold me. Preferrably both."