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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #900 on: January 08, 2018, 09:09:14 PM »
What concerns me most is the letter "G" and i find it double funny that Florida's leading cause of death is Florida

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #901 on: January 19, 2018, 04:49:03 PM »
Here's the Montreal Cognitive Assessment exam, that Trump asked for.
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link ---> www.dementia.ie/images/uploads/site-images/MoCA-Test-English_7_1.pdf

... personally I never know what the "date" is, because I've off-loaded
having to know that.  It's merely 1 google or tap-the-on-button away.
That's my ~story and I'm sticking to it.

The medium term recall part though, might be entirely random
( y'all've already surmised ) any given day ... so ... I'd get a d6 + 23.
And if I suddenly started playing Everyone Is John ?!
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avatar#3 , gravitational lensing edition ... I'm way on the other side of the universe but look like pretty rings

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #902 on: January 29, 2018, 11:11:42 PM »
http://neverjay.tumblr.com/post/170290505399/theoretically-since-living-things-want-to-stay

"Theoretically, since living things want to stay that way and being alive is the natural state of all things which can achieve it, all things that have once lived should have some innate, physical desire to do so again. Therefore, necromancy should be the easiest and most feasible form of magic."

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #903 on: January 29, 2018, 11:26:07 PM »
It's totally true. Necromancy is just another term for late paramedicine.
Source: Have zapped "dead" people making them twitch.
Would you die if you jumped from my perceived ego to your IQ? - Is 15secs of confirmation bias a goal post worth arguing for? - Ever asked a "victim" what they did to deserve it? - Are the words teen, SJW, & liberal synonyms? - "Only Sith deals in absolutes" contains a misspelled word.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #904 on: February 01, 2018, 06:03:20 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #905 on: February 19, 2018, 07:40:03 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #906 on: February 19, 2018, 11:00:43 PM »
They removed that sign over a year ago. (link)
They blamed it on a third party but it was probably an intended publicity stunt.
Would you die if you jumped from my perceived ego to your IQ? - Is 15secs of confirmation bias a goal post worth arguing for? - Ever asked a "victim" what they did to deserve it? - Are the words teen, SJW, & liberal synonyms? - "Only Sith deals in absolutes" contains a misspelled word.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #907 on: February 20, 2018, 12:13:12 PM »
They removed that sign over a year ago. (link)
They blamed it on a third party but it was probably an intended publicity stunt.

Still funny :P

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #908 on: March 16, 2018, 04:00:51 PM »
 :D
The Onion ... wants you to click on :  (wait-for-it) ... The Onion.

https://www.theonion.com/report-we-don-t-make-any-money-if-you-don-t-click-the-1823460398
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #909 on: May 17, 2018, 09:25:52 AM »
Moshe was on his death bed and raised his head gently. "Mendel are you there?"

"Yes, Moshe, I am here."

A moment later Moshe said, "Izzi, are you there?"

His son, Izzi assured him he was by his side.

"Joshua," said the ailing Moshe, "Are you there?"

"I'm here poppa," said Joshua taking his hand. Moshe raised himself on his elbow,

"Then who the hell is minding the shop?"

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #910 on: June 19, 2018, 02:17:32 AM »
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