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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #920 on: February 19, 2019, 02:09:38 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #921 on: March 20, 2019, 12:36:20 AM »
This would make a hilarious summon spell.  Look at the size of them, gargantuan or colossal?  Sorry, NSFW
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #922 on: March 20, 2019, 01:07:11 AM »
They look about 30 feet tall, so that'd make them huge, with the possibility of Powerful Build on top of that.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #923 on: May 01, 2019, 01:08:07 PM »
Last Saturday's D&D campaign was most amusing, and can be summarized with "Make Bahari Great Again!" (Bahari is my wife's character).  My wife's character is a fallen water goddess.  She had all of her divinity (and with that, memories) stripped from her.  For some reason the party has put their main quest on the back burner and is currently on the quest to restore her to her former glory. (hence the "Make Bahari Great Again") The party even convinced a shopkeeper to make "Make Bahari Great Again" hats.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #924 on: May 01, 2019, 07:54:28 PM »
Last Saturday's D&D campaign was most amusing, and can be summarized with "Make Bahari Great Again!" (Bahari is my wife's character).  My wife's character is a fallen water goddess.  She had all of her divinity (and with that, memories) stripped from her.  For some reason the party has put their main quest on the back burner and is currently on the quest to restore her to her former glory. (hence the "Make Bahari Great Again") The party even convinced a shopkeeper to make "Make Bahari Great Again" hats.

She's probably more useful than this Water Goddess.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #925 on: May 07, 2020, 12:21:57 AM »
Today someone dropped this little nugget of wisdom on me:

"Your tongue knows exactly what anything you might want to lick would feel like. Table leg? It knows. Football? Yup. It doesn't matter if you've licked it before or not. Your tongue already knows."
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