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The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« on: March 14, 2015, 10:17:42 AM »
Because the last one hit 50 pages again.

Geez, we sure have a lot of problems.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2015, 10:24:44 AM »
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2015, 11:46:07 AM »
Indeed!

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2015, 02:10:42 PM »

Geez, we sure have a lot of problems.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2015, 03:10:35 PM »
Hugs for Bhu's cat ... I mean metaphorically

because if I tried to literally hug the cat,
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2015, 03:11:58 PM »

... Geez, WE sure have a lot of problems.


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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2015, 07:59:19 PM »

... Geez, WE sure have a lot of problems.


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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2015, 08:16:51 PM »
I have to clean my apartment.

Why have I been so lazy?
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2015, 01:04:21 AM »
I was hungry earlier for some hummus, but we didn't have any crackers open.  So I'm looking through and my dad hands me these new triscuits he got, so I go to open them and I got a paper cut from the card board.  Those are just the worst types of paper cuts too.  And to top it off, they're rye and caraway seed.  Rye is nasty, and if you like it you're wrong.  Should have gone with carrots...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2015, 01:10:23 AM »
I was hungry earlier for some hummus, but we didn't have any crackers open.  So I'm looking through and my dad hands me these new triscuits he got, so I go to open them and I got a paper cut from the card board.  Those are just the worst types of paper cuts too.  And to top it off, they're rye and caraway seed.  Rye is nasty, and if you like it you're wrong.  Should have gone with carrots...

This is how I know i need to go to bed.  A quick scan showed me the following: "I was hungry earlier for some humans..."

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2015, 01:40:41 AM »
I was hungry earlier for some hummus, but we didn't have any crackers open.  So I'm looking through and my dad hands me these new triscuits he got, so I go to open them and I got a paper cut from the card board.  Those are just the worst types of paper cuts too.  And to top it off, they're rye and caraway seed.  Rye is nasty, and if you like it you're wrong.  Should have gone with carrots...

This is how I know i need to go to bed.  A quick scan showed me the following: "I was hungry earlier for some humans..."

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2015, 04:38:58 AM »
Hey.... I like the rye ones... got a box open on top of the fridge right now. I admit, they are pretty potent and I can only eat maybe a half-dozen in a single sitting
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2015, 06:27:54 PM »
I have to clean my apartment.

Why have I been so lazy?

I feel your pain.. my place is an absolute tip...

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2015, 08:18:22 PM »
the cat has vomited 4 times today, and the vet already took all the money I had last time.  :(

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2015, 08:51:39 PM »
Car just got its 60k service, and it turned out one of the brake calipers had seized. 1 new caliper and rotor later, and a $400 service turned into a $1200 service. And I still need new tires.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2015, 02:34:19 AM »
Ouch, yeah just found some cat barf today but nothing major Like yours.

Do you have any plants in your house? There are TONS of plants that are poisonous to cats, not just lilies. Wife's friend's cat died from eating some sort of flower. We almost got a fig from my grandpa-in-law's funeral, but realized it was bad For cats.

Ouch again, ever expanding car bills are the worst, and super stressful.

I cried calling my dad the last time I got service at the local Midas (and last ever, since the newer reception is a total biatch!) Because of one of those 'you need to repair these 12 things before you sell the car costing 3k more than your car is worth' bullshit quotes. If I wasnt stressed about selling my car, I would have totally seen through the bullshit.

Which reminds me.... I hate that Yelp won't add some reviews to companies at random. Mine for Midas was one of those.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2015, 02:48:57 AM »
None inside, mom has some outside.  I think he's barfing stomach bile cause it's bright yellow.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2015, 03:18:23 AM »
that's def not good.

here is that toxic plant/food list i used.

is he an indoor only cat?
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2015, 04:01:45 AM »
No, he's a feral we adopted.  He refuses to do his business where people can see, so he has to be elt out for that.  After which he disappears for hours on end

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2015, 09:44:15 AM »
A feral/semi-feral should know not to eat certain things...

Let us know how things go, k?
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