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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #80 on: March 29, 2015, 02:16:07 PM »
A note to prospective mothers: After watching your son vomit ofr several moments the correct response is not "My knee hurts and I've ordered carry out, would you mind contaminating the local Bob Evans?"

No, the proper response is panic. Lots of it.

(Uncle, not mother, but the principle holds.)

Usual response is panicking, but, not the proper one... Depending on the age, you should either carry him straight to the hospital, or to the bathroom to clean him up and ask him what's wrong. Also depending on the severity of the episode and contents of vomit.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #81 on: March 29, 2015, 03:27:13 PM »
I am totally surprised that someone hasn't posted to youtube:

a) ... a standard baby diaper change fartbomb
b) ... happening at a Bob Evans regular food customer table
c) ... hitting the elderly couple in the next booth
d) ... and that couple not noticing at all 
e) ... because this is such "normal" behavior in them there parts

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #82 on: March 29, 2015, 08:20:06 PM »
According to my dad, once he was changing my diaper and had to dodge out of the way as I basically shot a round turd bullet out of my ass with a massive fart.

See how you like THAT mental image, aDMg.  :p
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #83 on: March 29, 2015, 11:50:45 PM »
May have fucked up at work.  Depending on how tomorrow goes I might be working ot to fix what I've done.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2015, 12:26:00 AM »
Ah, the joys of stomach pains and vomiting.  At least it resulted in me taking a plunger to the shower drain and improving the flow.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2015, 05:40:05 PM »
According to my dad, once he was changing my diaper and had to dodge out of the way as I basically shot a round turd bullet out of my ass with a massive fart.

See how you like THAT mental image, aDMg.  :p

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2015, 01:57:55 AM »
Seem to have dodged bullet at work, may have also gotten side job.  Now to keep it all I have to do is get my goddamn num lock key to work.   :shakefist

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #87 on: March 31, 2015, 02:18:18 AM »
if the key is busted, use on-screen keyboard for on/off. If none of your modifier keys (shift, alt, ctrl, et al) are working, turn off sticky-keys and/or filter-keys (those last two are in ease of access center)
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #88 on: March 31, 2015, 02:29:04 AM »
Theres no light on the keyboard to tell if num lock is on.  Im supposed to hit num lock then hold down alt and type 241 for the symbol i want but it does nothing.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #89 on: March 31, 2015, 03:26:03 AM »
Just that symbol? Uhh, copy/pasta? 241 is a ñ, right? Try adding a spanish KB under languages in the control panel, then you can switch on the systray, and use the OSK to determine how to type a ñ.

Additionally, num lock stays on until turned off, so turn it on, test it (you get numbers when it's on) and then fuggedaboudit
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #90 on: March 31, 2015, 09:22:10 AM »
You can also customize those keyboard shortcuts, and so could assign that to another one. I don't remember how to do that off the top of my head, but I'm sure google can tell you. :P
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #91 on: March 31, 2015, 11:14:21 AM »
FUCK.

I forgot to set my alarm clock. Now, normally, this wouldn't be a problem, but I just woke up at 11:00.

I had a midterm at 8:30.

And of course the professor is in India, and is not the kind of guy that would allow people a retake.

I'll still send him an email, but I don't expect anything to come of it.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #92 on: March 31, 2015, 04:54:40 PM »
Just that symbol? Uhh, copy/pasta? 241 is a ñ, right? Try adding a spanish KB under languages in the control panel, then you can switch on the systray, and use the OSK to determine how to type a ñ.

Additionally, num lock stays on until turned off, so turn it on, test it (you get numbers when it's on) and then fuggedaboudit

It's an underscored + sign I'm looking to use.  I'm trying to make up schematics.

Also if anyone has used SchemeIt I could use advice.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #93 on: March 31, 2015, 08:55:16 PM »
You mean good ol' ±?

Try ctrl-alt-u + 0b1.



Also, my day has been entirely shit ever since I woke up. Not only did I miss my exam, but the only thing that's gone my way is finding the books for my research paper.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #94 on: March 31, 2015, 10:42:11 PM »
Thats it!  :hug :hug

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #95 on: April 01, 2015, 02:26:54 AM »
Crap, I still cant get it to work  :shakefist

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #96 on: April 01, 2015, 02:35:39 AM »
Huh.

SchemeIt appears to not allow you to type unicode characters; it works if you copy-paste, though.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #97 on: April 01, 2015, 02:58:13 AM »
i cant get the ctrl-alt-u thingy to work anywhere else either.  Maybe i need new keyboard?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #98 on: April 01, 2015, 03:15:01 AM »
Oh SHIT. Sorry, that should be ctrl+shift+u.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #99 on: April 01, 2015, 10:25:38 AM »
I was kidnapped today. By feminists.
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