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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #540 on: August 13, 2019, 05:40:10 AM »
This guy's whole channel is amazing

I can't tell if it's self aware satire or if he's really serious about the whole thing and that's what makes it so good!


In other news, i got drunk last week and accidentally agreed to appear on a stand-up open mic night today, so that's going to be amusing and cringe!
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #541 on: August 13, 2019, 04:09:09 PM »
New meme: inserting 30-50 feral hogs into real news headlines. Florida man is a fave.

"Security camera catches 30-50 feral hogs licking doorbell."

"30-50 feral hogs say Jesus told them to drive Ferrari off pier."

"30-50 feral hogs eat police car."

"30-50 feral hogs try to steal half a million dollars worth of tequila on New Year's Eve."

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #542 on: August 13, 2019, 06:01:24 PM »
Kami darou ga akuma darou ga, ore no michi ni tateru mono NASHI!!

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #543 on: August 14, 2019, 08:01:35 PM »
I assure you I am not Zeus.  So its totally safe for us to hook up.

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #544 on: August 14, 2019, 09:48:25 PM »
I assure you I am not Zeus.  So its totally safe for us to hook up.

 :lmao :lmao

Thanks man, I needed that laugh.
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #545 on: September 04, 2019, 03:25:03 PM »
So my mom asks me to get her some cash, which involves me crossing the street to the ATM.

On the way back someone calls out "Thief! He got my phone!"

I'm wearing a Star Wars sweatshirt, someone yells "Do something! Use the Force!"

So I dash across the street and plant both my feet onto the jackass. He collapses like a bag of potatoes. Pretty sure he couldn't breathe right for five minutes.

"Sorry, someone asked me to use mass times acceleration, and I'm nothing if not obliging to my fans!"
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #546 on: September 05, 2019, 05:09:27 AM »
So my mom asks me to get her some cash, which involves me crossing the street to the ATM.

On the way back someone calls out "Thief! He got my phone!"

I'm wearing a Star Wars sweatshirt, someone yells "Do something! Use the Force!"

So I dash across the street and plant both my feet onto the jackass. He collapses like a bag of potatoes. Pretty sure he couldn't breathe right for five minutes.

"Sorry, someone asked me to use mass times acceleration, and I'm nothing if not obliging to my fans!"
:clap :lol :lmao

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #547 on: October 16, 2019, 04:03:38 PM »
Saw my first Utah license plate (that I can remember).
It's possible I saw one in DC as a blur driving by, but missed "seeing" it.
Anyway this one was real.

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #548 on: November 01, 2019, 11:54:54 PM »
"All the pride and pleasure of the world, mirrored in the dull consciousness of a fool, are poor indeed compared with the imagination of Cervantes writing his Don Quixote in a miserable prison" - Schopenhauer, Aphorisms: The Wisdom of Life

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #549 on: November 06, 2019, 05:35:32 PM »
Saw my first New Mexico license plate (that I can remember).
It's possible I saw one in DC as a blur driving by, but missed "seeing" it.
Anyway this one was real.


edit after a few days -- I forgot to mention, NM plates have a phalicsymbol-for-HalfOrcs on it.
A quite nice touch really.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2019, 05:08:23 PM by awaken_D_M_golem »
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #550 on: November 07, 2019, 04:58:20 AM »
You can build a computer with MTG
That reminds me of one particularly dickish deck featuring a Chronotog.  Turn after turn of no choice of anything for anyone to do while the game "played" itself.  Weee.
The only fair thing to do is make them play every un-turn of the Stasis Deck so they burn the damn thing in frustration and blight the world no more.  Its what Kirk would do.

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #551 on: November 11, 2019, 05:04:53 AM »
Saw my first New Mexico license plate (that I can remember).
It's possible I saw one in DC as a blur driving by, but missed "seeing" it.
Anyway this one was real.


edit after a few days -- I forgot to mention, NM plates have a phalicsymbol-for-HalfOrcs on it.
A quite nice touch really.

Which plate? the one with the red and green chili on it or one of the others?

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #552 on: November 12, 2019, 05:31:33 PM »
..

It's the Arizona plates that have the cactus, I conflated the two states.
I saw one of the newer blue ones with the figure in the middle ...
http://www.mvd.newmexico.gov/uploads/.thumbnails/150x150/639f26a60acf7cb2dc0176a36df0690e.png
... and ye olde subconscious threw in the zona and halforcs.

But now that I've thought about it, the Chiles one is at least a little bit phalic4-1/2orcs, yes?
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #553 on: Today at 04:34:01 AM »
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I saw one of the newer blue ones with the figure in the middle ...
http://www.mvd.newmexico.gov/uploads/.thumbnails/150x150/639f26a60acf7cb2dc0176a36df0690e.png
... and ye olde subconscious threw in the zona and halforcs.

That's a Zia symbol and that's the centennial plate I guess new to you lol, but this is the newest plate
here's a fully look at all of the NM plates http://www.mvd.newmexico.gov/license-plates.aspx


I think your delusional but what do i know  :shrug