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Offline brujon

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #540 on: August 13, 2019, 05:40:10 AM »
This guy's whole channel is amazing

I can't tell if it's self aware satire or if he's really serious about the whole thing and that's what makes it so good!


In other news, i got drunk last week and accidentally agreed to appear on a stand-up open mic night today, so that's going to be amusing and cringe!
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #541 on: August 13, 2019, 04:09:09 PM »
New meme: inserting 30-50 feral hogs into real news headlines. Florida man is a fave.

"Security camera catches 30-50 feral hogs licking doorbell."

"30-50 feral hogs say Jesus told them to drive Ferrari off pier."

"30-50 feral hogs eat police car."

"30-50 feral hogs try to steal half a million dollars worth of tequila on New Year's Eve."

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #542 on: August 13, 2019, 06:01:24 PM »
Kami darou ga akuma darou ga, ore no michi ni tateru mono NASHI!!

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #543 on: August 14, 2019, 08:01:35 PM »
I assure you I am not Zeus.  So its totally safe for us to hook up.

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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #544 on: August 14, 2019, 09:48:25 PM »
I assure you I am not Zeus.  So its totally safe for us to hook up.

 :lmao :lmao

Thanks man, I needed that laugh.
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #545 on: September 04, 2019, 03:25:03 PM »
So my mom asks me to get her some cash, which involves me crossing the street to the ATM.

On the way back someone calls out "Thief! He got my phone!"

I'm wearing a Star Wars sweatshirt, someone yells "Do something! Use the Force!"

So I dash across the street and plant both my feet onto the jackass. He collapses like a bag of potatoes. Pretty sure he couldn't breathe right for five minutes.

"Sorry, someone asked me to use mass times acceleration, and I'm nothing if not obliging to my fans!"
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Re: Awesome stuff you have to share, V4
« Reply #546 on: September 05, 2019, 05:09:27 AM »
So my mom asks me to get her some cash, which involves me crossing the street to the ATM.

On the way back someone calls out "Thief! He got my phone!"

I'm wearing a Star Wars sweatshirt, someone yells "Do something! Use the Force!"

So I dash across the street and plant both my feet onto the jackass. He collapses like a bag of potatoes. Pretty sure he couldn't breathe right for five minutes.

"Sorry, someone asked me to use mass times acceleration, and I'm nothing if not obliging to my fans!"
:clap :lol :lmao