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no one seems to object so the skellys shoulder on

reflex saves plz

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os you out there?

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"I just hope those guys from the undead rights can't find out what we are doing here.... I don't want to be charged for undead mistreatment or whatever..."

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A few more skelly's splode and you seem to be out of traps.  You have cleared a 50 ft hallway leading to some sort of chamber.  The Kobolds are mightily impressed at the sheer layering of traps present.

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Morte wakes up from her short nap meditation.
"What, finished already? No need to thank me. So dibs on first pick on whatever shinies are inside that room."

To be lazy cautious, Morte sends one of the remaining expendable skeletons inside the chamber first and if it doesn't explode or anything, she'll follow next.

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There are many loud noises, an explosion included.

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Morte tries to recall the skeleton

"Come back here doll number five. Five? FFIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!"


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A few ash covered, smoking skellies stumble out.

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I'm pretty sure I had sent just one in... Stop right where you are, dolls!-commands Morte.


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(oop my bad)

The Kobolds pipe up again:  "Guys, seriously,  Couple dozen chickens on a rope."

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"Good thinking! You could animate the chickens and use them again if they die..."
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"We'll even give you a discount."  :D

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Can we see what's through the door? How far out are we?
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The hall is clear up to the door, so you can get close enough to see a raging fire set off by the last trap.

"won't even charge you for cookin' em'."  :D
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I'll give you a copper piece per chicken then, two packs of twelve.

Morte carefully approaches and looks for a safe spot to teleport to behind the raging fire while presenting her offer, pulling off the coins.

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"Deal!  Yipyap, go scare up some chikins and fire retardant rope."

You now have chikin servants.  Scraggly, hard worn chikins who look like they've lived a life of poverty and warfare.

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"Poor little guys. Working for Morte might be some small mercy..."  :(
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the chikins appear fire retardant as well

It's as if they're staring the fire down and daring it to burn them, and somehow winning...

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"...or not. These guys are fighters!"

Does the fire keep burning, or does it go out after a while? Mustave wants to peek in if the flames burn down.
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Morte takes some rice from her rations and feeds it to her new chickens while grinning to herself.

My army grows stronger.

If the fire isn't looking like it's going down after the chickens ate their fill, Morte will tie the fire-retardant rope to one of them and send them accross, hoping they know what to do in the other side. If the fire is still burning after 1 minute she'll pull back the rope.