Author Topic: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life  (Read 11985 times)

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #220 on: September 28, 2018, 02:50:19 AM »
So I go In and K_ and boss are huddled in office pissed off and signing paperwork. I assume K_ is in trouble, or hatching a plot aginst me (I just recently ogt a call from my bosses boss asking me to write a statement about the boos and K_). We're missing a set of keys and K_ freaks out on me when I ask boss if she knows where the are. K_ loses her shit and says I only need one set to do rounds "SO GO! JUST FUCKING GO!!"

I leave for perimeter and when I pass by she has the gates up (a no no ) and is facing directly away from the entrance looking down at her phone. When I return to giver her a bathroom break she screams "I SAW YOU!! I SAW YOU DRIVE BY CONTINUOUSLY!! I ALREADY WENT!" I quietly mention that was not possible given the way she was looking and she screams "I SAW YOOOUU!"

So I finish round and when I come back she leaves before I can even get out of the car. When I get inside she's turned the heater on full blast. When she returns she refuses to enter the post till I leave, screams at me, and slams the door behind me. So I go on next round. Midway into it I start getting chest pains. When I pop inside I nearly black out and the clients employees call ambulance. I take no chances due to my medical conditions so I go to hospital. Tests seem well but cardiologist doesnt return till tuesday. So they let me come home, and I return at work to retrive my vehicle (I'm written off till monday). When I get backk R_ meets me outside telling me K_ is enraged but almost ecstatic this has happened and tells him "I dont wish anything bad on him, tee hee, but he nearly cost boss her job and he'll throw you under the bus too cause I wont be there to protect you. I texted boss earlier and called her after, no return from her. Somehow her boss finds out and calls me to ask wtf is going on at 10 pm r so. So I tell her in great detail and she assures me K_ would be fired if she wasn't quitting tomorrow, and to call her immediately if boss does anything to me and she will take care of it immediately.

So now I just have to hope there are no heart issues.


Eerily the guy who called an ambulance for me ended up in the next room with torn rotator cuff.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #221 on: September 28, 2018, 10:36:11 AM »
Glad to see (since i've been gone) nothing's changed for you, bhu.  :hug

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #222 on: September 28, 2018, 12:34:03 PM »
Bhu, that shit you go through at work is seriously Arkham Asylum material.  :twitch
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #223 on: September 29, 2018, 03:13:59 AM »
Long time no see wot!!

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #224 on: September 29, 2018, 11:16:24 AM »

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #225 on: September 29, 2018, 01:15:13 PM »
I just love it when comedic comic writers take the time to deviate into their personal SJW agendas using their website to pose as the single authority while claiming their falsified attributions and equivalencies can be glossed over "for the sake of being funny".  :rolleyes
Would you die if you jumped from my perceived ego to your IQ? - Is 15secs of confirmation bias a goal post worth arguing for? - Ever asked a "victim" what they did to deserve it? - Are the words teen, SJW, & liberal synonyms? - "Only Sith deals in absolutes" contains a misspelled word.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #226 on: September 29, 2018, 02:27:29 PM »
this is just now getting to you?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #227 on: Today at 12:29:55 AM »
Apparently on the 10th Nintendo released Legend of Zelda SP for their online subscription content.

This rom-hack of the old NES game starts you out with six hearts, the white sword, magical shield, blue ring, power bracelet, 8 bombs, arrow access, blue candle, meat, one red potion, 9 keys, and 255 rupees. Hearts also apparently drop more frequently and all beneficial caves are automatically uncovered for you. The guy in the cave, and the meme it's dangerous to go alone, are gone. The game also comes with full maps and general tips according to it's icon. Needless to say it's already earned the nickname The Legend of Zelda: Living the life of luxury!

Personally, I think they should have just called it The Legend of Zelda: Millennial's Expectations.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #228 on: Today at 11:06:38 AM »
I just have to say, you do know that any adult under 40 is a millenial don't you?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #229 on: Today at 01:54:04 PM »
I just have to say, you do know that any adult under 40 is a millenial don't you?


damn millennials  :shakefist
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #230 on: Today at 03:35:39 PM »
I just have to say, you do know that any adult under 40 is a millenial don't you?

Fuck that, I was born in the eighties thankyouverymuch.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #231 on: Today at 03:42:41 PM »
I just have to say, you do know that any adult under 40 is a millenial don't you?

Fuck that, I was born in the eighties thankyouverymuch.
millennial.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #232 on: Today at 04:39:00 PM »
I just have to say, you do know that any adult under 40 is a millenial don't you?

Fuck that, I was born in the eighties thankyouverymuch.
millennial.

Yep.

Any adult born after 1980 is a millenial because we came of age around the turn of the millennium. That's where the term came from.

Edit: A minority of researchers start in the mid 70's.
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