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Worst 5 words a DM could say
« on: February 24, 2012, 07:17:06 PM »
I think I might win the thread already:

"Let's all LARP with FATAL."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012, 07:21:43 PM »
Worse:

"Let's all LARP with sirpercival!"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012, 07:30:26 PM »
"My Mom just got naked."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 07:33:31 PM »
"I am sleep deprived"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 08:18:06 PM »
Worse:

"Let's all LARP with sirpercival!"

Hey!  :P
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2012, 08:24:50 PM »
"Monks are too strong. Banned"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2012, 09:25:55 PM »
"Only I use these dice."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 09:31:42 PM »
"You're facing a Cheetos Elemental"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2012, 09:40:40 PM »
"My Penis is named Hugo."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2012, 09:55:31 PM »
"We're testing my fumble rules."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2012, 09:58:49 PM »
I think I might win the thread already:

"Let's all LARP with FATAL."

"Let's LARP with BOEF."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2012, 10:04:04 PM »
Savage Species is not banned.

I've made some new monsters.

Meet my new favorite DMPC.

My SO will be joining.

Tonight: "Bunnies and burrows / Paranoia Crossover" (Okay, could be really cool.)

(not 5 words, but I've had this happen, it went as bad as you'd imagine)
"Hey, we're going to have these three guys join us I met at a LA Vampire game"
(*shudder*, the emo potheads.)
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2012, 10:07:47 PM »
"25 point buy, no casters"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 10:07:59 PM »
"My poop has gained sentience."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2012, 10:26:00 PM »
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"Everyone must take the VoP"

"It's an all-monk campaign"

"Tonight: Spelljammer gets to Eberron"

"let's do a mixed OWoD"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2012, 10:29:31 PM »
"Then Nerull starts the striptease..."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2012, 10:39:32 PM »
"Then Nerull starts the striptease..."

"... and Vecna joins the dance..."

"... With Orcus as the DJ"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2012, 11:22:16 PM »
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Seriously?  :twitch


"Vow of Poverty is Mandatory."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2012, 11:59:35 PM »
@ bhu
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"Everyone must take the VoP"
"Vow of Poverty is Mandatory."
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"Because I am the DM"

"Rocks fall, you all die"

"It is called fiat guys"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2012, 12:00:02 AM »
"Tome of Battle is banned."  :banghead
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