"Can I play a Dragon"
This was in a low level 3.5 game.
Yes, but it's a baby who doesn't know any languages yet. Good luck not getting murdered when you meet the other PCs.
"This dungeon sounds too dangerous."
PCs decide to skip the dungeon you spent hours building and go back to the bar.
Sounds like they have a healthy sense of self-preservation. I sure as hell don't want to crawl into a dungeon without a compelling reason.
"Could you repeat that please?"
Player who was surfing the web on their phone while you were giving a lengthy description
Fuck that guy. Fuck him with a rake.