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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #120 on: December 05, 2015, 03:01:12 PM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #121 on: December 06, 2015, 02:07:40 AM »
"My PC wears assless chaps."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #122 on: December 08, 2015, 12:43:43 AM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #123 on: December 08, 2015, 07:56:31 AM »
"Can my minotaur impregnate cows?"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #124 on: December 08, 2015, 04:31:29 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #125 on: December 10, 2015, 02:48:06 PM »
"Can my minotaur impregnate cows?"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #126 on: January 12, 2016, 05:18:25 PM »
"We need a new DM"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #127 on: April 24, 2016, 12:09:20 PM »
"You're gonna be DM forever."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #128 on: May 08, 2016, 02:41:32 PM »
Do you allow Rainbow Servant?
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #129 on: July 03, 2017, 01:17:51 PM »
"Can I play a Dragon"
This was in a low level 3.5 game.

"This dungeon sounds too dangerous."
PCs decide to skip the dungeon you spent hours building and go back to the bar.

"Could you repeat that please?"
Player who was surfing the web on their phone while you were giving a lengthy description

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #130 on: August 29, 2017, 08:19:52 PM »
Player decided to quote xkcd

 "I gather everyone around a table. I have the elves start whittling dice and get out some parchment"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #131 on: August 31, 2017, 05:45:54 PM »
"Can I play a Dragon"
This was in a low level 3.5 game.
Yes, but it's a baby who doesn't know any languages yet. Good luck not getting murdered when you meet the other PCs.
"This dungeon sounds too dangerous."
PCs decide to skip the dungeon you spent hours building and go back to the bar.
Sounds like they have a healthy sense of self-preservation. I sure as hell don't want to crawl into a dungeon without a compelling reason.
"Could you repeat that please?"
Player who was surfing the web on their phone while you were giving a lengthy description
Fuck that guy. Fuck him with a rake.
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