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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #300 on: October 30, 2018, 09:53:58 AM »
I'm beginning to think II need to get high on LSD before work.  It can't be any worse.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #301 on: October 30, 2018, 06:46:41 PM »

I'm beginning to think II need to get high on LSD before work.  It can't be any worse.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #302 on: October 31, 2018, 10:31:26 AM »
I'm beginning to think II need to get high on LSD before work.  It can't be any worse.
idk, in my nice current run of being a shit magnet I just had to deal with someone who took multiple prescription pills before chugging bleach. Needless to say vomit was everywhere. :(
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #303 on: October 31, 2018, 07:23:24 PM »
Chugging bleach to die is such an idiotic thing to do... One of the most painful ways to die, and if you live, you're scarred for life, myriad of problems to deal with.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #304 on: November 01, 2018, 11:31:45 AM »
Chugging bleach to die is such an idiotic thing to do... One of the most painful ways to die, and if you live, you're scarred for life, myriad of problems to deal with.
Right? It seems like every teenage girl wants to OD on Tylenol too, like several months of agony is exactly the solution they need. :rolleyes

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #305 on: November 01, 2018, 01:43:40 PM »
So this girl I kinda liked got back together with her ex.

*sigh* And now to begin the trek from "I want to be with this person" to "I want this person's happiness even if it isn't with me."
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #306 on: November 01, 2018, 11:51:40 PM »
I am so salty right now, like, SUPER SALTY.

Got a friend, we're about as good looking as each other, he's got a full beard and i have none to speak of.

HE GOT 99 MATCHES ON TINDER YESTERDAY ALONE.

I got Tinder Gold and i only got 4.  GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEARDS MAKE A HELL OF A DIFFERENCE!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #307 on: November 02, 2018, 02:45:43 PM »
As someone who grows a beard about as easily as he draws breath, I can tell you that's probably not it.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #308 on: November 02, 2018, 04:34:36 PM »
I get the same amount of 0 matches now as I did before I shaved off my beard.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #309 on: November 02, 2018, 08:05:43 PM »
I am so salty right now, like, SUPER SALTY.

Got a friend, we're about as good looking as each other, he's got a full beard and i have none to speak of.

HE GOT 99 MATCHES ON TINDER YESTERDAY ALONE.

I got Tinder Gold and i only got 4.  GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEARDS MAKE A HELL OF A DIFFERENCE!

Some people rock the beard well. People compliment me on my facial hair, but nobody has actually ever shown interest in me over it.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« Reply #310 on: Today at 08:30:15 PM »
The smoke from the california wildfires is completely saturating my area. It's well past the "wear a mask if outdoors" level, and my room has no outside filtration(being a shed in the backyard). I'm already sick from smoke inhalation (sore throat, trouble breathing, inflamed sinuses) and have to wear a respirator 24 hours a day now.
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