Author Topic: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day  (Read 93594 times)

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #100 on: November 22, 2011, 04:33:50 PM »
Kintal doesn't want to attack the spiders until he has too, they are icky.  However, he is enjoying watching them die.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #101 on: November 22, 2011, 04:55:34 PM »
"Alright then, manholes it is. However, first...." Zach stops for a minute, shifts in his clothing slightly, then says strongly and officially, "I request your presence now, Fred Sackbiter! Sackbiters, assemble!"

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #102 on: November 22, 2011, 06:26:48 PM »
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"Hmmm, well with the sackbiters out of the way, I wont have to worry about them getting crushed in my clothes..." He ponders this without catching what he'd said out loud, then shifts his clothing and opens the manhole for Joseph. "I'll come down right after. Whoever's last, close up the hole."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #103 on: November 22, 2011, 07:10:42 PM »
"Ahem."

You all turn to see a uniformed Deputy.   Not one you recognize.

"Could you uh...inform me as to just what the hell you think you're doing?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #104 on: November 23, 2011, 01:10:21 AM »
Joseph turns to the uniformed Deputy "Were hunting For Zombies!"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #105 on: November 23, 2011, 03:10:06 AM »
ooc: sorry I didnt realize I'd screwed up my last reply (its fixed now).  Konner, you can wait if you want to.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #106 on: November 23, 2011, 05:39:15 AM »
"Adventurer's guild, investigating reports of a possible problem in the sewers. You must work for the Sheriff, yes? So you'd understand what a problem these sewers can be? I don't suppose you'd mind assisting?"

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #107 on: November 23, 2011, 06:00:26 AM »
"No I wouldn't, but by law you're supposed to contact us.  The sewers are like a city unto themselves, and we prefer that anyone going in lets us know when and where and what they plan to do.  We have maps, and know some of the hazards.  You don't want to get lost or overcome by toxic gas.  And we don't want to deal with you stirring up something that might've been better left alone without us having backup on scene.  If you'd like to come to one of the posts and explain what you have in mind we'll assist if it's not something that could be a danger to the city."

"You're new aren't you?"

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #108 on: November 23, 2011, 06:46:59 AM »
"New enough, though we seem to be able to accomplish enough on our own. We're hunting down a rogue zombie that was previously in the employ of agents of the Wizards guild, before we accidentally destroyed them. Now he has some delusions about picking up where his masters left off, and we've been told he's inherited enough magic to be a threat. Supposedly, he makes camp somewhere down there. Would your maps happen to include such information?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #109 on: November 23, 2011, 08:04:37 AM »
If the spider problem looks mostly taken care of, Mustave will climb on down, and thank the halfling ghost for her time (assuming she's still there):

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If not, he'll stay on the roof and throw another flask of acid, assuming the spiders are still advancing:

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #110 on: November 23, 2011, 06:16:46 PM »
"New enough, though we seem to be able to accomplish enough on our own. We're hunting down a rogue zombie that was previously in the employ of agents of the Wizards guild, before we accidentally destroyed them. Now he has some delusions about picking up where his masters left off, and we've been told he's inherited enough magic to be a threat. Supposedly, he makes camp somewhere down there. Would your maps happen to include such information?"


"They'd help pick out likely spots."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #111 on: November 23, 2011, 06:26:10 PM »
If the spider problem looks mostly taken care of, Mustave will climb on down, and thank the halfling ghost for her time (assuming she's still there):

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If not, he'll stay on the roof and throw another flask of acid, assuming the spiders are still advancing:

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Your acid is once again successful

the ghost is hovering next to you

"A lotta the bars don't 'llow ghosties.  I could invite you ta tha Ghost Bar but some of them might find you snackable.   Boobs knows where  I live you can always get in touch with me via her."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #112 on: November 23, 2011, 06:30:59 PM »
the ghost is hovering next to you

"A lotta the bars don't 'llow ghosties.  I could invite you ta tha Ghost Bar but some of them might find you snackable.   Boobs knows where  I live you can always get in touch with me via her."
"Awesome. My name is Mustave, by the way.

And by Boobs, do you mean the flower hair lady?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #113 on: November 23, 2011, 07:53:19 PM »
"Yah ev'ryone calls her Boobs.  Cause of her Boobs.  My stage name is Analstasia but you can call me Bert."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #114 on: November 23, 2011, 09:08:52 PM »
"Yah ev'ryone calls her Boobs.  Cause of her Boobs.  My stage name is Analstasia but you can call me Bert."
"Heh. Analstasia. Thanks Bert, and take care."

Mustave starts paying closer attention to the advancing spiders. How far are they away now, with me on the roof? Have we/the poison put a dent in them?
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #115 on: November 24, 2011, 02:23:00 AM »
they are most ddented, and will now be reaching any of the party in the street not backing off this coming round.


anyone not backin up roll nishutives :D

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #116 on: November 24, 2011, 06:26:01 AM »
I climbed up on a roof earlier. I'll move back if they start climbing.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #117 on: November 24, 2011, 08:35:36 AM »
Bill will start backing off, but he will blast the spiders with Call Lightning if they start to move towards any bystanders.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #118 on: November 24, 2011, 11:30:11 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #119 on: November 24, 2011, 07:38:35 PM »
Teo sees the enroaching vermin and prepares himself for battle.
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