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D&D 3.5 and Pathfinder / Re: Lava sharks and monkey pirates
« on: May 18, 2017, 01:04:42 PM »
Pirates are often associated with rum and drinking. There's a PRC called "drunken master" that the more drunk you are, the better you fight.
How about a beholder with an eyepatch or 3?
One pirate could keep confusing the sharks for dolphins. "Look at the FIN! It's a DOLPHIN!"
Cleric of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Since the FSM religion teaches that it's the lack of pirates that causes global warming, you could have the temperature go up 10 degrees every time the party kills a pirate.
Can't have pirates without ninjas.
The galley could have all kinds of pies ready for the "pie rate"ing contest.
How about a beholder with an eyepatch or 3?
One pirate could keep confusing the sharks for dolphins. "Look at the FIN! It's a DOLPHIN!"
Cleric of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Since the FSM religion teaches that it's the lack of pirates that causes global warming, you could have the temperature go up 10 degrees every time the party kills a pirate.
Can't have pirates without ninjas.
The galley could have all kinds of pies ready for the "pie rate"ing contest.