"It's a farm, we have plenty of sickles. All right here's whats up. You two are taking us to where you came across this thing so we can see what our Wizard has to say as we do sweeps of the area. We'll be looking for more of these, because one zombie usually implies possible hordes nearby. Everyone is to maintain stealth, and not to take on anything you can't put down. We're not heroes, we grow leaf. Don't make me have to explain to your families why their fathers aren't coming home."
Your travel is uneventful, and there is a large stain where the spider 'died'. What are you two doing?