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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #440 on: January 30, 2023, 05:06:48 PM »
Ashgar shakes his head.  "Ashgar doing great!"

Getting a sense of Yylris' thoughts he asks "You want Ashgar to pick it up?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #441 on: January 31, 2023, 07:21:21 PM »
"I can help carry. I just wanted to make sure this thing wasn't too big to move."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #442 on: February 02, 2023, 11:31:12 PM »
(Can the two of you move 800 pounds?)

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #443 on: February 03, 2023, 10:38:04 AM »
(Can the two of you move 800 pounds?)

Yylris can lift 375 off the ground and push/drag 875. I’m not sure how far we have to go. If it’s several miles, he’s fine bringing back the head.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #444 on: February 03, 2023, 12:25:40 PM »
Asghar can pick up 800 pounds and have a five foot movement speed or push/drag it without issues.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #445 on: February 05, 2023, 06:51:30 PM »
The bodies decomposition seems to be speeding up.  Within minutes, it'll largely be a bubbling stain on the ground.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #446 on: February 05, 2023, 08:02:20 PM »
"Hmmm... that didn't work so well. I guess we'll just have to tell them what we found."

If there are any identifiable or interesting pieces, Yylris grabs one. Other than that, he heads back to the camp.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #447 on: February 05, 2023, 09:54:19 PM »
Ashgar follows along without a care in the world.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #448 on: February 11, 2023, 06:02:59 PM »
"You're back early.  What happened?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #449 on: February 12, 2023, 09:08:07 AM »
"You're back early.  What happened?"

"We got attacked by a large spider-like creature. I attempted to bring back its head, but the entire thing dissolved into ichor.

We were looking for information when the thing beset us. When we got closer, it looked to be undead rather than a living spider. We stabbed and struck it countless times before it fell. Because of how it dissolved, it's hard to tell if this was what was ambushing people, if it's unrelated, or if it's one of many. We will have to check the area for other similar creatures as well as clues to their origin.

In the meantime, should anyone encounter something like this, they are extremely resistant. They need to be hacked to pieces. Arrows and bolts will likely bounce off or otherwise perturb it little. Make sure anyone who is out of the camp has an axe or sword with them."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #450 on: February 12, 2023, 10:38:59 PM »
"We need to send out a scout team.  Do either of you need a rest?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #451 on: February 13, 2023, 09:03:33 AM »
"A rest would probably be for the best."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #452 on: February 13, 2023, 10:49:41 AM »
"Ashgar always ready for action but Ashgar can wait."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #453 on: February 13, 2023, 11:27:45 PM »
"You'v got two hours, then we're off."

Either of you doing anything?

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #454 on: February 14, 2023, 08:45:54 AM »
"You'v got two hours, then we're off."

Either of you doing anything?

If he doesn’t have time to replenish spells, Yylris is ready to go.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #455 on: February 14, 2023, 09:49:56 AM »
Ashgar doesn't have anything productive to do so he is ready to go.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #456 on: February 15, 2023, 10:40:06 PM »
"Do either of you need an axe?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #457 on: February 16, 2023, 11:17:43 AM »
"If you have a scimitar, or maybe a sickle, that'd be fantastic. A scimitar would be best, if that's possible."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #458 on: February 16, 2023, 11:26:21 AM »
"Ashgar punches!"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #459 on: February 19, 2023, 05:39:48 PM »
"It's a farm, we have plenty of sickles.  All right here's whats up.  You two are taking us to where you came across this thing so we can see what our Wizard has to say as we do sweeps of the area.  We'll be looking for more of these, because one zombie usually implies possible hordes nearby.  Everyone is to maintain stealth, and not to take on anything you can't put down.  We're not heroes, we grow leaf.  Don't make me have to explain to your families why their fathers aren't coming home."

Your travel is uneventful, and there is a large stain  where the spider 'died'.  What are you two doing?