Author Topic: High End OOC thread IV-End of minmaxboards (Read 168473 times)

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #300 on:** December 31, 2017, 10:26:17 AM »

Quote from: SorO_Lost on December 30, 2017, 07:42:06 PM

Quote from: Raineh Daze on December 30, 2017, 05:50:21 PM
Highest bidder, person not threatening an apocalypse automatically has a higher bid. She likes existing.
Join team Bahamut then.

It's a prolife choice with conservative values but near equal opportunity. The church doesn't encourage existential nihilistism as a way to overcome our fear of it, rather we deck it in the face because it makes us feel good and that is the meaning of our life. Protect the children so they can pay taxes later, shelter and treat the adults so they live long enough to pay off their student loan debts, ensure a happy retirement so motivate people to work their asses off for you. It's the original American dream before they f**ked their country up. Plus we have cookies. Special sign on bonus for today, a +9 bonus to Strength everyday until Osl bans Gods from his campaign for being too powerful. Some restrictions apply (don't torch followers), see store for details, do not take the essence of Bahamut if you have an erection lasting for more than sixteen hours, see your doctor if you don't spontaneously light up in flames while smiting your opponents.

Does Team Bahamut have dental and harem maintenance plans?

oslecamo · « **Reply #301 on:** December 31, 2017, 11:05:51 AM »

Feliz ano novo! (from my current timezone)

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #302 on:** December 31, 2017, 11:20:12 AM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on December 31, 2017, 10:26:17 AM

Does Team Bahamut have dental and harem maintenance plans?

Dental, hearing, and eye care. Harem maintenance packages are also available and hysteria treatment is free but frequently overbooked so you'll need to schedule an appointment.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #303 on:** December 31, 2017, 11:40:47 AM »

Quote from: SorO_Lost on December 31, 2017, 11:20:12 AM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on December 31, 2017, 10:26:17 AM
Does Team Bahamut have dental and harem maintenance plans?
Dental, hearing, and eye care. Harem maintenance packages are also available and hysteria treatment is free but frequently overbooked so you'll need to schedule an appointment.

Sign me up, especially if they have bonus girls.

YuweaCurtis · « **Reply #304 on:** December 31, 2017, 02:41:18 PM »

Just let me know when to hop in. Also I'm currently in the need of another decent 1st level sorcerer spell for my Arcane Pilot. I also have two that I want to replace if I can find a better one which are Orb of Electricity, Lesser (1st) and Scintillating Sphere (3rd). I also have a spell-like ability of Wraithstrike 3/day, but I'm wonder if I can find something better considering I have a bonus to my melee from my Divine Characteristic. As far as what sort of spells I'm looking for, electric or cold ones as well as utility ones. And I will also be using Love-Colored Magic, cause that matters.

YuweaCurtis · « **Reply #305 on:** December 31, 2017, 02:41:57 PM »

I quoted on accident, bleh.

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #306 on:** December 31, 2017, 03:17:00 PM »

Instant Division out of RotD, it's like Mirror Image but a Swift Action and only lasts one round. At CL12+ it kicks out four clones that look, sound, and act like you. Your opponents will have an 80% chance to target the wrong one resulting in it's destruction, followed by a 75% chance to strike another incorrect clone and so on. Useful to dodge the heavy hits if you can anticipate them coming.

YuweaCurtis · « **Reply #307 on:** December 31, 2017, 04:59:03 PM »

Quote from: SorO_Lost on December 31, 2017, 03:17:00 PM

Instant Division out of RotD, it's like Mirror Image but a Swift Action and only lasts one round. At CL12+ it kicks out four clones that look, sound, and act like you. Your opponents will have an 80% chance to target the wrong one resulting in it's destruction, followed by a 75% chance to strike another incorrect clone and so on. Useful to dodge the heavy hits if you can anticipate them coming.

That's a good one thanks. Also darn my weird as hell stance levels.

Anomander · « **Reply #308 on:** January 01, 2018, 12:00:03 AM »

Happy new year, folks!

YuweaCurtis · « **Reply #309 on:** January 01, 2018, 07:35:42 AM »

Happy New Years!

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #310 on:** January 01, 2018, 10:27:36 AM »

Happy new start of Earth's revolution.

Anomander · « **Reply #311 on:** January 06, 2018, 05:27:55 PM »

Quote from: Curtis

Just let me know when to hop in.

Now's a good time, actually. She and Mao are supposed to meet. Mao would consult her Parum Administration file for her background check to know who she is working with. If Stephanie isn't new in the administration they may well already know eachother.

Raineh Daze · « **Reply #312 on:** January 06, 2018, 05:37:08 PM »

Just never expect Amaterasu to bother introducing herself.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #313 on:** January 07, 2018, 08:51:21 PM »

Also, expect Hugo to treat her cordially and respectfully but still be regarded as the team pervert for some reason.

Raineh Daze · « **Reply #314 on:** January 07, 2018, 09:07:45 PM »

I wonder why.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #315 on:** January 07, 2018, 09:38:59 PM »

Has he actually assailed any girls with tentacles that you know of and/or can prove?

Raineh Daze · « **Reply #316 on:** January 07, 2018, 09:41:05 PM »

Don't need to do that to be a transparently shameless lech.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #317 on:** January 07, 2018, 10:05:05 PM »

You're just saying that because he hasn't hit on Ammy once.

Raineh Daze · « **Reply #318 on:** January 07, 2018, 10:11:00 PM »

Perhaps wisely realising that the inevitable age comments will not go well?

ketaro · « **Reply #319 on:** January 07, 2018, 10:12:21 PM »

More like because he knows Ammy is already taken

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