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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #720 on: August 31, 2013, 12:43:52 AM »
"I can't speak for the others, but I was hoping to increase my abilities. After hearing about your guns, and how they might allow someone to utilize magic, well I thought how much more efficient and able I might become. I'm a trained swordsman, and a fast draw, but I'm limited by what my blade can actually cut. I need something I can use in one hand, that might allow me something my sword cannot offer."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #721 on: August 31, 2013, 01:48:50 AM »
"You looking more for range or stopping power?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #722 on: August 31, 2013, 10:34:47 PM »
"Do you have something that's fast to use, and small enough to use in a single hand?

I'm not sure I could use any of these, but that's probably what I'd go for, if I could."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #723 on: September 01, 2013, 03:31:02 AM »
"We have several such items.  Do you want something immediately lethal, or something less fun?"

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« Reply #724 on: September 01, 2013, 09:25:13 PM »
"We have several such items.  Do you want something immediately lethal, or something less fun?"
"I guess I'm curious by what you mean by less fun. If it clears anything up, I'm not above throwing vials of acid at people.

That being said, do you have guns that could either be reloaded very fast, or fired more than once before being reloaded? I tend to throw a handful of daggers at people in rapid succession."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #725 on: September 01, 2013, 11:06:19 PM »
"Most guns require power crystals to charge up.  The crystal has enough magical energy to produce a limited amount of ammo, and then you have to dettach it and attach a new crystal.  Crystals can be brought to us for recharging, and crystals for one model of gun do not work on other models.  By less fun of course we mean not immediately lethal, or perhaps not even lethal at all."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #726 on: September 02, 2013, 09:54:49 PM »
"Sure, I'll watch a demo and see what ya got."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #727 on: September 02, 2013, 10:05:29 PM »
"I'm personally more invested in stopping power, I suppose." He wasn't entirely clear on the meaning; only in this world did things need to be cut repeatedly before they died, so he inferred it would be useful to hit as hard as possible. "I don't think I will often have the luxury of taking my time to aim at a distant target. I tend to be within swords reach or close to it. I too am interested in something that could be manipulated with a single hand, as I will be using it in conjunction with, as well as to cover the limitations of, my swords."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #728 on: September 02, 2013, 10:33:34 PM »
"I see...you may not be familiar with common terms within the industry.  Stopping power refers to a successful hit with the gun being able to stop the targets approach.  In other words if they're charging you they either drop dead or are hurt enough to stop forward movement and be kept at range.  Guns aren't something you use within melee, their purpose is to kill opponents before they can get close to you.  Or capture them in some cases."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #729 on: September 03, 2013, 01:44:12 AM »
"And yet there are non-lethal firearms you've alluded to. What do such guns offer if they do not stop them immediately?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #730 on: September 03, 2013, 01:58:34 AM »
"Some simply stun or blind or in some other way inconvenience them.  If it helps think of a gun as a wand that can be used by anyone, whether they're a spellcaster or not."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #731 on: September 03, 2013, 08:52:44 AM »
"Do you have any that penetrate armor, or otherwise bypass it? That's one of the reasons I'll resort to acid flasks is getting past armor that would otherwise stop a dagger.

Even if such a weapon had less stopping power, I might be able to compensate with a good aim. I'm pretty good about making a good hit count."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #732 on: September 03, 2013, 05:41:49 PM »
"How much money are y'all willing to spend?"  :D

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #733 on: September 04, 2013, 11:38:23 AM »
"I don't have that much money on hand right now. Less than 500gp. If things cost more, and I like the demo, I might be willing to make a larger purchase later."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #734 on: September 04, 2013, 03:26:18 PM »
"We have some super cheap ones available in that range, but perhaps you'll want to pull off a few big jobs first before buying.  If you can scratch together a few thousand gp we can set you up with something nice."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #735 on: September 05, 2013, 08:27:41 PM »
Bartholomeow returns from the basement, having gotten nowhere, Bah! Guns? We have those in my world. They lack the subtlety and finesse of actual spells. Too noisy, too." The young man looks at the weapons dubiously.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #736 on: September 05, 2013, 08:32:39 PM »
"Fie on thee good sir, guns are made to replicate the effects of magic here.  We can silence them as well you know."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #737 on: September 05, 2013, 08:36:21 PM »
"Aye, they did that in my world too, with spelled bullets. Hmm..." Bartholomeow prods a weapon and sniffs, "They were as expensive as these look."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #738 on: September 05, 2013, 09:00:38 PM »
This segues into demonstrations of the product and explanation of common industry terms.  Sort of a buyers introduction.  You learn guns are quite amazing and varied. 

That being said does anyone have the actual money to purchase one at this time>

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #739 on: September 05, 2013, 09:06:20 PM »
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