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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #740 on: September 05, 2013, 09:49:29 PM »
If such is the case they will leave a price list.  Anyone object to fast forwarding through the night?

If anyone wishes to buy now I will guote a price
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #741 on: September 05, 2013, 10:10:16 PM »
No objections.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #742 on: September 06, 2013, 08:12:47 AM »
"Based on your demo and pricing guide, I think I'll have to wait until I have at least 5,000 gp. That being said, once I get that money, I am interested. I'll keep in touch with you.

I may want a charger, but that will pretty much double the cost. When a person recharges a gun without a charger, does the spell recharge all six charges, or just one?"


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"Hey, Bartholomeow. You wouldn't by any chance happen to know or plan on learning Orb of Acid, or any of those similar spells, would you?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #743 on: September 06, 2013, 08:13:16 AM »
If such is the case they will leave a price list.  Anyone object to fast forwarding through the night?
Go for it.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #744 on: September 06, 2013, 09:07:46 AM »
"Conjuration isn't my strongest suit, but I suppose I could find it for cheap in the Mage's Guild if I did want to learn it. Why do you ask?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #745 on: September 06, 2013, 03:13:42 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #746 on: September 06, 2013, 05:57:49 PM »
The night passes uneventfully, and as you all awaken it dawns on you it's about time to make good your promises to the Medusa/Assassin's Guild.   What follows is a furious day of getting things ready, buying food and booze, and getting the innocents in your care stashed somewhere safe out of the way.  The secretary proves to be a godsend in getting this done.  Benny chips in a few ultra expensive goodies, so the guests will eat and drink well.  Maybe even get stoned.  You can't help but be a little nervous about this.  Is there anything anyone wishes to do before magic hour?

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #747 on: September 09, 2013, 08:19:39 AM »
"Conjuration isn't my strongest suit, but I suppose I could find it for cheap in the Mage's Guild if I did want to learn it. Why do you ask?"
"I may want to get a gun with one of the elemental orb spells on it, and if you  know the spell, you could recharge it for me at likely a cheaper cost than me buying a recharger. Let me know how much it will cost you, and I could reimburse you. I don't have the money for this yet, but I wanted to price things out so I know if this makes sense."


The night passes uneventfully, and as you all awaken it dawns on you it's about time to make good your promises to the Medusa/Assassin's Guild.   What follows is a furious day of getting things ready, buying food and booze, and getting the innocents in your care stashed somewhere safe out of the way.  The secretary proves to be a godsend in getting this done.  Benny chips in a few ultra expensive goodies, so the guests will eat and drink well.  Maybe even get stoned.  You can't help but be a little nervous about this.  Is there anything anyone wishes to do before magic hour?
Mustave thanks the secretary: "Thank you sooo much, Cassandra. I don't think we could have pulled this off without you!"

Other than that, he gets his nicest set of clothes on and cleans up. He tells Stasia: "You can stay in my room. If you want to bring any friends for company, I don't mind. I'm not sure how long people will be here. Sorry about the disturbance. We have so many jobs we're working on to try to get everything fixed!"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #748 on: September 10, 2013, 01:13:19 AM »
"We're used to schmoozing with high society, we'd make excellent waitresses.  Even better surprise attackers if shit goes wrong.  Not that I'd expect anyone to hit on the Assassins Guild.  Just cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm not a badass ghost still."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #749 on: September 11, 2013, 10:47:18 AM »
"We're used to schmoozing with high society, we'd make excellent waitresses.  Even better surprise attackers if shit goes wrong.  Not that I'd expect anyone to hit on the Assassins Guild.  Just cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm not a badass ghost still."
"You should probably stay hidden unless it's super important. Once people know you're here, I don't know that we'll be able to keep you safe."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #750 on: September 11, 2013, 05:29:13 PM »
"Well they don't have to know the ghost girls live here. We could say we hired a catering service or something."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #751 on: September 11, 2013, 06:51:38 PM »
"Plus the Assassin's Guild ain't exactly legal.  And given their profession I bet they have some definitely blackmailable sexual preferences."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #752 on: September 12, 2013, 07:43:13 AM »
"Ha ha! Wow.

Well, so long as you think it's safe, I'll trust your judgment. Most people have better judgment than me, anyway."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #753 on: September 12, 2013, 03:46:33 PM »
"I'll get the girls dressed.  'SIdes we'll be good backup if things turn bad.  We're dead already after all."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #754 on: September 15, 2013, 09:15:23 PM »
Lo it is night.  You are all dressed in your finest, and there is plenty of food and alcohol on hand.  A solidly drunken Medusa is on hand to meet her potential suitors.  You now have the addition of a dozen or so snarky hot dead women lurking in the background as serving wenches.  Potential innocents and pets are being babysat elsewhere. 

What can possibly go wrong?  :p

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #755 on: September 16, 2013, 03:47:11 AM »
"Everything is going to go wrong. With our luck, this is going to turn into a blood bath. And we will wind up owing money to get it cleaned up." Zach wasn't usually nervous at large functions; his position had always been clear, drilled, ordered. He hadn't needed to question or formulate. But now, this, it was partially his own making. His own task, which he felt both excited for and completely incompetent at making happen. He'd ordered a few of the new recruits to stand as posted guards, never alone, as he would have been ordered to do. He had them in shifts, so that they would not grow to resent their positions, and so that they could interact with potential clientele, making them more useful in the future. He had taken many considerations, and come up with solutions to many problems.

And at the end of the day, the plan was to pray that things went accordingly, and hit any mob that might cause problems in the face with the narrowest portion of his sword until they stopped moving. This did nothing for his nerves, especially since he so very much hoped it might go well. Retreating momentarily to his room, he called out for the Sackbiter family. "Sackbiters? I may have a task for you all, if you're not intending to partake of the celebrations downstairs. The younger ones, who might not be wanted around alcohol and violent guests, in particular...."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #756 on: September 16, 2013, 05:51:46 PM »
ooc: the young un's and any innocents/pets are being babysat elsewhere.


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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #757 on: September 21, 2013, 12:33:19 AM »
Okay where does everyone intend to hang out and what will they be doing?

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #758 on: September 24, 2013, 09:26:02 AM »
Mustave will likely wander around quite a bit, sampling any appetizers he can. He will probably check up on his ghost friend periodically, both to make sure she is okay, and also to see if she has seen or heard anything particularly interesting.

If there isn't much going on, he will also chat with some of the other resident ghosts, just to get to know them better.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #759 on: October 10, 2013, 02:25:37 AM »
Everything clicking into place had Zach panicking more. "No, no thats fine then, enjoy it." The strange little white-haired man went back down to the main room, muttering something about "no spies, so hopeless, no spies, no hope...." under his breath as he walked. Eventually smacking himself, he stopped panicking and started taking deep, meditative breaths. This would go swimmingly, if he had to make it so himself. He focused his attention on the Medusa, hoping that the guild's man would make an appearance soon. Not having seen the person beforehand, and knowing the world's penchant for ill-placed humor, he was ready for the worst, and as he took a drink to steel himself he seemed to relax into the madness.

Until the exchange happened, Zach would be nearby Clarice, watching for any signs of issue from the guildmembers or any sign of disturbance from a non-member.
I'm here and ready to keep confusing the hell out of everyone I meet.