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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #560 on: August 01, 2023, 05:18:52 PM »
Yylris chuckles

"Not much to report other than we entered the group and have proven our worth fighting some zombie spiders. They're worried about attacks from a spider clan right now and are pretty preoccupied."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #561 on: August 01, 2023, 09:12:41 PM »
"Spider Clan?  The Spider Clan.  Fuck."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #562 on: August 01, 2023, 10:06:45 PM »
"Yeah, I'm not sure how bad this is, or what we should work on, now. Does it make the most sense for us to help them for now, or should we take advantage of the chaos to look for information?"
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #563 on: August 06, 2023, 04:35:13 PM »
"The Spider Clan is major bad news.  They may even turn to us for help, in which case you need to remain under cover.  Still try to find out what you can, but watch your back.  The Clan are threats to nations, not local organized crime.  Best you head back now."


Meanwhile back at the Monk:

"Okay we're gonna need volunteers for overtime, we're doubling up n watch."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #564 on: August 07, 2023, 11:40:04 AM »
Once Yylris heads back, he volunteers for watch.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #565 on: August 07, 2023, 01:56:10 PM »
Ashgar will volunteer to take watch with Ylris.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #566 on: August 13, 2023, 03:22:15 PM »
You're sitting in the watchtower, and life is pretty boring.  Gimme some spot rolls to see if it stays that way  :devil

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #567 on: August 13, 2023, 03:29:08 PM »
Spot 1d20-5 : 14 - 5, total 9

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #568 on: August 15, 2023, 09:30:57 PM »
Ashgar thinks the stars are particularly sparkly tonight.  Yylris?

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #569 on: August 16, 2023, 07:57:23 AM »
Spot = 1d20+12
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #570 on: August 16, 2023, 10:10:43 PM »
You look up just in time to see a spider the size of an elephant walk up.  It talks.  "Hey bro.  You seen a drug gang 'round here bro?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #571 on: August 17, 2023, 08:12:05 AM »
Yylris hesitates, as he's not sure for whom he is even working, anymore, or who his enemies and friends are.

"...there's a big camp near by."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #572 on: August 25, 2023, 11:31:50 PM »
"Thanks bro.  I'm sposed to scare them off today, and I'm late."  He then scampers off.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #573 on: August 26, 2023, 07:56:45 AM »
Yylris runs back to camp, but off to the side to hopefully avoid the spider. He casts Longstrider as soon as the spider is out of earshot to help speed him up.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #574 on: August 26, 2023, 04:22:53 PM »
Ashgar looks very confused as Ylris runs off and starts following.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #575 on: August 26, 2023, 05:06:48 PM »
You arrive in time to see the spider waving his front two legs at a crowd of very confused elves and screaming "BOOGITY!"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #576 on: August 26, 2023, 07:27:03 PM »
OOC: are these elves not related to the drug gang?
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #577 on: August 27, 2023, 03:54:30 PM »
no it's the gang, they're just very confused

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #578 on: August 28, 2023, 09:14:00 PM »
Yylris comes up near them to see how the thing behaves.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #579 on: August 29, 2023, 08:35:23 PM »
it waves at you:  "Hi!"

and then turns back to the elves:  "BOOGITY BOOGITY!"


the elves look at you with a wtf expression