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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #620 on: October 04, 2023, 10:13:45 PM »
"Lets see what preparations we can make. At a minimum, we'll need as many ranged weapons as possible."

Does Yylris know anything about spiders that would be useful for making defenses?

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #621 on: October 06, 2023, 08:34:22 PM »
You know many are venomous and can cast webs.  Loading up on antitoxin might be good.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #622 on: October 07, 2023, 11:53:30 AM »
"How easily can we get supplies from town? We'll want antitoxins and a good, reliable way to burn away webs."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #623 on: October 07, 2023, 06:30:03 PM »
"Easily in theory, they just have to make it there and back without being ambushed.  I guess we'll be asking for volunteers."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #624 on: October 08, 2023, 07:31:01 AM »
"Ashgar and I can handle ourselves."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #625 on: October 10, 2023, 07:34:02 PM »
"Can either of you drive a cart?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #626 on: October 10, 2023, 07:42:09 PM »
"Ashgar could pull cart if he had to."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #627 on: October 10, 2023, 09:10:17 PM »
Yylris smirks. "Yeah, that works."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #628 on: October 12, 2023, 08:27:49 PM »
They load up a cart.  "Who's driving, and who gets the crossbow?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #629 on: October 12, 2023, 09:03:17 PM »
"I'm better with my longbow than a crossbow."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #630 on: October 13, 2023, 07:30:36 PM »
"You want a third as a lookout?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #631 on: October 14, 2023, 06:03:03 PM »
"If you can spare one, sure. I just don't want to leave the farm understaffed."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #632 on: October 15, 2023, 06:36:08 PM »
"Oh no worries there.  Bob!  Hey Bob, yer up!  This is Nervous Bob."

before you stands the twitchiest Goblin you've ever seen.  A squirrel farts in the distance, and it rocks him so badly he accidentally fires his crossbow.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #633 on: October 15, 2023, 10:05:52 PM »
"Well, I guess nothing gets past him..."

Yylris will plan to keep a lookout with his bow.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #634 on: October 16, 2023, 03:00:28 PM »
That leaves driving the cart to Ashgar.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #635 on: October 19, 2023, 08:30:35 PM »
So whats the plan once you get to town?

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #636 on: October 20, 2023, 09:04:53 AM »
At this point, it seems important to get to the town and back quickly. As far as Yylris understands it, the mission currently involves helping the farmers succeed, which means we might have to fend off a spider attack. So, he wants to get the antitoxins and anything else that seems prudent once we get to town.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #637 on: October 20, 2023, 02:14:10 PM »
Listen 1d20-5 : 20 - 5, total 15

Spot 1d20-5 : 5 - 5, total 0

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #638 on: October 21, 2023, 05:37:08 PM »
You see some weird critters, but no spider monsters.  The trip to town is uneventful until you get to the gate, and the loud noises freak Bob out so badly he accidentally shoots three people, and himself.  He's taken to the infirmary, and you are left to your own devices.  I assume you're heading directly to market?

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #639 on: October 21, 2023, 08:18:28 PM »
Yylris opts to head to the market. It's about now he realizes he never asked for any funds to buy antitoxins, and he might not be coming back with much.
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