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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #640 on: October 22, 2023, 02:32:20 PM »
Ashgar just follows Ylris around as he has nothing better to do.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #641 on: October 22, 2023, 11:17:05 PM »
Yylris opts to head to the market. It's about now he realizes he never asked for any funds to buy antitoxins, and he might not be coming back with much.


(You guys were given money, I'm not that cruel).

After inquiring as to venom cures you are led to a stall occupied by one "Herschel the Goatkisser".  He looks disturbingly normal given his name.  "Whut kinda venom yew need a cure for.  Ah gots spider, snake, bassylisk, debbil, crawler, goat--ah got anything you need."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #642 on: October 22, 2023, 11:31:28 PM »
"You kiss goats?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #643 on: October 23, 2023, 08:36:38 AM »
"We need it for spiders. Big ones. How much do you have?"
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #644 on: October 23, 2023, 08:19:33 PM »
"You kiss goats?"



"Wizard spelled me into it.  Little hoofed bastid bit me.  And that's how ah found out goats were poison.  Sadly the nickname stuck."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #645 on: October 23, 2023, 08:21:10 PM »
"We need it for spiders. Big ones. How much do you have?"

"We've had a run on it lately, but ah got nuff for about twenny people left."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #646 on: October 24, 2023, 12:48:01 PM »
"How much for the twenty doses?"
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #647 on: October 26, 2023, 09:18:49 PM »
"20 GP each."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #648 on: October 27, 2023, 11:38:48 AM »
Assuming Yylris was given enough money to pay for it: "Sure. Can you throw in 50 feet of rope with that?"
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #649 on: October 28, 2023, 07:50:23 PM »
"Sure.  You want some chickens for that rope?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #650 on: October 28, 2023, 08:05:58 PM »
"I... think we'll be fine."

To Ashgar: "Do you think we need anything else?"
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #651 on: October 28, 2023, 09:29:29 PM »
"Ashgar don't know what we would need."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #652 on: October 29, 2023, 08:00:31 AM »
Yylris looks to see if he can buy two more quivers of arrows, just in case he needs to shoot a bunch from range.

Other than that, he thinks they can head back.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #653 on: October 29, 2023, 06:52:53 PM »
He has arrows at the standard price.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #654 on: October 30, 2023, 12:34:54 PM »
Spot 1d20-5 : 12 - 5, total 7

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #655 on: October 31, 2023, 08:58:43 AM »
Spot = 1d20+12
Rolled 1d20+12 : 9 + 12, total 21
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #656 on: October 31, 2023, 08:02:05 PM »
Yylris sees Nervous Bob chatting up a deputy.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #657 on: November 01, 2023, 08:42:36 AM »
Yylris walks up to get within earshot, but doesn't want to announce his presence, just yet. He wants to hear what's being discussed.

Hide, if needed = 1d20+3
Rolled 1d20+3 : 10 + 3, total 13


Listen = 1d20+7
Rolled 1d20+7 : 10 + 7, total 17
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #658 on: November 03, 2023, 08:08:14 PM »
Bob: "It's the Spider Clan.  Things might be fucked."

Deputy:  "Wellll...crap."

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #659 on: November 04, 2023, 08:09:44 AM »
He keeps listening. Does this sound like the Deputy is in on their drug trade or that Bob is a snitch?
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