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Hello, this is my first D&D handbook.  What is the art of building a better bastard you may ask?   :huh Well, put quite simply you are looking for ways to increase your primary attributes (Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma) as high as possible as expensively or as cheaply as your resources may allow.  You're going to be up against some major stuff out there, especially from those Nazi scum so you're going to have to find ways to beat them at their own silly game of mastering the world by mastering yourself.

The first thing to building a bastard is that size matters (as far as changing size categories is concerned).  Moving up in size category generally provides bonuses to Strength, Constitution, and Natural Armor while penalizing Dexterity, Hit, and base Armor Class.  Moving down in size category has the opposite effect.

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02/27/2014: Version 1.0 - Converted notes from *.txt file to forum.

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Ways to make a Stonger Bastard
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2014, 08:55:48 PM »
What better way to fight Nazis that to hit them as hard as you can with your weapon of choice.  Personally, I like to hit them upside the head with a Minotaur Greatclub, but it can be a bit more messy than other weapons.

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Ways to make a Wiry Bastard
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2014, 08:55:56 PM »
This section encompasses the goodness of being a sneaky Bastard.  Guys that like to get rid Nazis before they even know what hit them.

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Ways to make an Unkillable Bastard
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2014, 08:56:05 PM »
This is how you keep those Nazis from killing you.   :smirk

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Ways to make a Smarter Bastard
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2014, 08:56:17 PM »
This is for those Bastards that like to outwit them Nazis.

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Ways to make a Wiser Bastard
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2014, 08:56:24 PM »
This is for those Bastards who know better than to fight the Nazis, but still have to anyway.

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Ways to make a Suave Bastard
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 08:56:35 PM »
This is for those pretty boy bastards who think they can charm their way into killing Nazis, or at least convince the Nazis to kill each other.  :D

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How to Make a Faster Bastard
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