Min/Max Boards

This game kind of came about from a joking reference that I made. I said the purpose of gestalt was to emulate lightning warrior as closely as possible. Everything took off from there.

No class levels. It's going to be a tristault game. Two class tracks, and a racial track. This is for the racial track. And I forgot the DM hates evolved undead. Thinks it's busted, and I tend to agree. My bad I forgot about that in the op

I'm fairly certain that that's not a real story, but...please tell me that's not a real story...

Which one? Mine or Soro's? Because if it's mine, I can lie to you if you want, if it's Soro's... Can't help you. Not my story.

Except that I am not allowed to tell them to call 911, that is giving advice and I am not allowed to do that. I wound up saying... "Me personally? I would call the fire department and then call my insurance when my car was no longer on fire."

1st, I would go with what wotmaniac said, except I would use con instead. Because it seems more of a hardiness thing than a strength thing. I don't really have and issue with the fort save though.

2nd, I do believe that it says something about getting to swallow whole no matter if you have the ability or not as long as they are sufficiently smaller than you. I could be mistaken on that part though. I think swallow whole allows for you to eat anything one size category smaller than you, and you can just do it if it is more than two categories smaller. Don't have access to the books right now though, so if someone could check that for me and tell me if/how retarded I am, I would appreciate it.

I don't care what the system is. After 50 levels, levels become meaningless. Everything in the game is divided up into 3 categories. <, >, and =. My advice is to find another game. At this point you can't possibly be playing anything accept for MTP.

I've always felt very "meh" about traps in general. I usually don't even use them as a DM, and when I do, it essentially boils down to me throwing some validation at the Rogue. For me it boils down to "exploitation of weakness" is how I think you worded it. If there is a giant weakness due to a small party, I am not going to hold it against them. If I have ten 8th level characters in the party and not a single person has a ranged option, every other person in the world just sprouted wings.

I don't care if the party has the classic: Fighter, Rogue, Wizard, Cleric. But I do expect them to have spell casting, melee, and ranged combat covered. If one of these things is not covered, I will make the party regret it.

People are terrible.

Damn, because otherwise:

Step 1: Play a necropolitan
Step 2: Start cramming the evolved template on there as much as possible.
Step 3: Profit

Otherwise, I've played a Warmage/Beguiler. That was fun.

Also, there is a reason that Wizard/Factotem/Warblade are viewed as the holy trinity. Pick 2 of them and you have to try to suck.

Another idea is Duskblade/Feat Rogue. Full Bab, All good saves, Skill list=Yes (This means UMD), Fighter feats, D8 hit die, 8 skill points per level, improved evasion, and the ability to make all the dedicated martial combatants question their existence on the planet.