Challenge: Most Beatable CR 50 Monster

[Gazzien]

here's mine

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      “Jethrough Q. Bun Whack It Buzzard Stub On Boot Walrus-Titty”
   LG Dragonborn Living Wall Epic Pseudonatural Paragon Half-Illithid Fungal Shator Tarterian Wendigo Half-Scrag Petitioner Dungeonbred 4-headed Brachyurus Commoner 2 of Bahamut
   Medium Undead (augmented, cold, dragonblood, native)
Hit Dice (hp):   2d12+2d4+48 (80 hp)
Initiative:   +0
Speed:      0ft
AC:   84 (+0 Dex, +0 size, +35 natural, +24 deflection, +15 insight), touch 10, flatfooted 10 [+2 dodge vs. dragons]
BAB/Grapple:   +2/+38
Attack:      Tentacle Rake +63 melee (2d8+56)
Full Attack:   21 Tentacle Rakes +63 melee (2d8+56)
      Slam +58 melee (1d6+38)
Face/Reach:   5ft/5ft
SA:   --
SQ:   draconic aspect (wings), immunity to dragon's frightful presence, undead traits
Saves:      Fort +3, Ref +3, Will +28
Abilities:   Str 82, Dex --, Con --, Int 36, Wis 61, Cha 59
Skills:   Bluff +42, Diplomacy +42, Hide --, Listen +41, Move Silently --, Sense Motive +37, Spot +41, Survival +43
Feats:   n/a
CR:      50 = 1 petitioner +3 half-scrag +2 wendigo +3 tarterian +1 fungal +3 half-illithid +18 paragon +16 epic pseudonatural +1 living wall +0 dragonborn +1 commoner

just magic missile the crap out of it. or just sit back and shoot arrows at it

Sure hope it doesn't roll well on Initiative... Or decide to hide, ever.

[zook1shoe]

Lol you could even just long spear it to death for cheap

[Keldar]

I don't think anything removed the Fast Healing 20, or DR/Epic Paragon gives it. 

Oh, I see. Dragonborn.

[Ithamar]

If you apply Dragonborn last, shouldn't all of those AC bonuses and natural attacks go bye-bye as well?

[ksbsnowowl]

A 3.0 Rakshasa advanced in any way to CR 50.  Back in 3.0 a 'blessed' crossbow bolt would instantly kill it if it struck the Rakshasa.

('Blessed' could be obtained from either bless weapon or by having greater magic weapon cast on the bolt by a good-aligned cleric.)

[zook1shoe]

If you apply Dragonborn last, shouldn't all of those AC bonuses and natural attacks go bye-bye as well?

i guess it would, but its hard to decide what to keep and what to remove

[Ithamar]

I think they lose everything. 

[SorO_Lost]

If you apply Dragonborn last, shouldn't all of those AC bonuses and natural attacks go bye-bye as well?

Rules are silent on Natural Weapons. A less rules oriented look at things might point out you don't lose limbs (you keep other forms of movement, sic wings) vs what is "usually" a Humanoid.

I could see a DM nix'ing a 21 tentacle abomination of science and magic pretty easy through through, for whatever that's worth.

[zook1shoe]

I think they lose everything. 

then what is left? Are they still undead? Medium size? Speed? Those are all listed under most race's traits. There is no real guidelines for a default trait list.

I chose to draw the line at ability scores and abilities.

[Ithamar]

"Mechanics of Rebirth" on page 10 of Races of the Dragon is pretty detailed, in my opinion, as to what gets kept and what gets lost.  You keep your type, you keep your racial HD, you keep your speed(s), languages, favored class(es).  You lose this:

You lose all other racial traits of your original race, including bonus feats, skill bonuses, attack bonuses, save bonuses, spell-like abilities, and so forth.

If a human loses its bonus feat and skill points, seems pretty obvious (once again, in my opinion) that you'd definitely lose AC bonuses, fast healing, DR, etc.