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Offline awaken_D_M_golem

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Re: In light of the holidays (Optimization Challenge)
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2011, 04:18:54 PM »
Quote from: phaedrusxy on December 25, 2011, 11:16:53 PM
Dwarven (I agree about the height, weight, and beard comment) warlock 8 with the Spider Climb and the dimension door invocations (for those extra-tight chimneys). Handle Animal for the magic reindeer, and the take 10 on UMD + crafting abilities to make the sleigh.  :D Not sure what to do about scrying on every kid in the world... maybe he has one of those magic mirrors?

Make him also a Proxy of an unknown deity.
The SDA the proxy gets, works just like the Pazuzu-Pazuzu-Pazuzu ability.
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Rudolph's red nose can see through Solid Fog, with a strange Light effect.
That's definitely Artifact level (though not otherwise strong).
Warforged + Docent + lots of Polymorphing.
Who says those are Reindeer Horns?  They could be implants.
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Re: In light of the holidays (Optimization Challenge)
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2011, 02:34:17 PM »
Still don't get making him a dwarf. Sure he's got a beard and a big belly, but I always pictured him as being rather large--maybe a half-giant? (Think Hagrid from Harry Potter.)

The classical depictions of Father Christmas make him pretty big, and a stocky build and long beard aren't exclusive to dwarves. Honestly, the whole thing with making him short got started with Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Re: In light of the holidays (Optimization Challenge)
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2011, 05:06:52 PM »
Psionics for time tricks to service several billion homes in one night?
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Re: In light of the holidays (Optimization Challenge)
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2011, 05:37:13 PM »
Quote from: liquid150 on December 31, 2011, 05:06:52 PM
Psionics for time tricks to service several billion homes in one night?

SCM using Shadow Miracle can emulate all of that.
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Re: In light of the holidays (Optimization Challenge)
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2011, 07:51:00 PM »
Quote from: KellKheraptis on December 31, 2011, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: liquid150 on December 31, 2011, 05:06:52 PM
Psionics for time tricks to service several billion homes in one night?

SCM using Shadow Miracle can emulate all of that.
True, but I haven't seen SCM mentioned anywhere until now, unless I just missed it.
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Re: In light of the holidays (Optimization Challenge)
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2011, 10:29:42 PM »
Quote from: MrWolfe on December 31, 2011, 02:34:17 PM
Still don't get making him a dwarf. Sure he's got a beard and a big belly, but I always pictured him as being rather large--maybe a half-giant? (Think Hagrid from Harry Potter.)

The classical depictions of Father Christmas make him pretty big, and a stocky build and long beard aren't exclusive to dwarves. Honestly, the whole thing with making him short got started with Night Before Christmas.
Fixed.  He was a jolly old elf from the beginning, and that in the days when elves were still lucky to top 3 feet.  (Long before J.R.R. put them to the rack.)  It was Coke that upscaled him.
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