I was thumbing through a newspaper and came across
an article about a scientist that studied whales.
step 0) ... beached whale either dead or dying
step 1) ... haul whale into better position and location via Backhoe
step 2) ... drill vent holes into the underside of whale ... ( umm ... death farts anybody ?! )
step 3) ... dissect whale outside/in piece by piece
step 4) ... climb
inside the whale to continue work
step 5) ... break and remove one rib, so you can get to heart/liver/lungs etc ...
So then my kitty avatar kicks in ...
... uh-oh
If you've ever seen the Hellraiser set of movies,
you know about Pinhead and his chain attacks.
Idk which one has the girl that plays with the cube
artifact down in the "hell" part, but at some point
she ends up putting the Skin of the other woman
on herself, to escape from whatever plot line.
This sounds a lot to me like the Skin Of Proteus.
Ok so go find yourself a whale like above, and
wear it like The Skin. No one will know whether
you're a beached whale or not.
{ ... insert the other half of my kitty avatar smiley face ... }
I'm'n'a die someday ; this sounds like a
hell-uva way to go.
