Halp.

[Jackinthegreen]

Yes, it's the porn book.  I'd suggest you stop beating off to it. 

That would explain why yours is so sticky >.<

Mine is a pdf, and none of my computer equipment is sticky.  Then again, I do have a good supply of tissues handy.

[SorO_Lost]

You know, those do sound cheaper than a female's crotch.

What a hijack I tell ya.

[mthor]

You know, those do sound cheaper than a female's crotch.

What a hijack I tell ya.

Most expensive meal you will ever eat. Just sayin.

[blind sight]

Thread derailed. But, anyways, you guys gave me some useful suggestions, both for thisg ame, and otherwise...I just have to remember not use your computers.