Bard with Dance + Rapping (refluff singing)
... max tumble ; really needs to have a
way to toss Dwarfs
you know like in
LoTR at Helmsdeep.
Masterwork Item of Rapping (megaphone)
Lots of Ghost Sounds to mimic fake
hollywood crowds going nuts cheering.
Diplomancing to get the Crying Girl for Sanjaya.
Sublime Chord and Chain metamagic.
Needs a 1 level dip for Thrallherd.
(as an explanation for all those
elderly women that love this stuff)