Making a thread to put in all of what I'd want in a Sig.
Quotes
Why I love bards
:
Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."
Something I've quoted in real life way too often:
"Really, this seems like it's based on willfully forgetting how the chart works; I don't see how it can be justified. There's RAI, and then there's RAW, and then there's "Hey, if I deliberately misread this look how powerful it is!"
Just plain funny (because they're true):
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
I often have to remind people not to underrate divination. The ability to effectively metagame without actually metagaming beats the ability to set things on fire more times than not.
The most powerful character is the one that you actually get to play.
Non-PC activities like out of combat healing should be left to wands and NPCs. It's not fun to play a walking wand of CLW. Likewise, being a combat wall is not a viable PC role. A Wall of Force could do that.
-Sort of, but you left out the important note that a Wall of Force does it better.
Music!
To the tune of
"We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.
Melee combat, T.O.B.
3rd, Three-Five, or Four-E
Wizards, Monks or Sorcerers
CoDzilla versus Rangers
Jarlaxle's wide brimmed hat
Monkey Grip don't work like that
D&D or Exalted?
Working as intended?
We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter
Exalted is too anime
Dragonbloods are often gay
Small Daiklaives are epic fail
Hot Bikini Chainmail!
Should he run DMPCs?
Leadership is so O.P.
My DM makes me want to hurl
Physics slaughters cat-girls.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter
Divination - Can we scry?
Evocation sucks, you'll die
Enchantment is hard to use
Illusion's easily abused
Will this make my Pally fall?
Can I drop an Iron Wall?
This game is to much like WoW
Damage calc from falling cows
We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter
Faerun, Greyhawk, Eberron
Star Wars Saga will live on
Creation, or Shadowrun
Rokugan, maybe Dark Sun
Can I do this under RAW?
Good and Evil, Chaos - Law
Rabid, nasty version wars!
I can't take it anymore!
We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter
