You have now convinced me, without a doubt, that I am doing something very, very wrong.
Also, burning and pillaging is fun! I mean, if you want a non-pornstar, non-stripper and just generally nerd-centric D&D cast, you can look at RollPlay on YouTube and... well... they pretty much burn and pillage as much as they can get away with it. They're not high enough level, yet, to actually get away with much high-end burning and pillaging, but they did try to pimp out a tavern waitress to a dirty, old wizard in exchange for getting an item identified from the Wizard and paying the women some token quantity of gold. It was, quite possibly, the worst idea ever, but the clearly CN Half-Ogre Cleric saved the scene.