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Offline sirpercival

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Lightbulbs
« on: April 02, 2012, 09:54:46 PM »
How many monks does it take to change a lightbulb?  Only one, as long as the fixture is within arm's reach of a wall.

How many fighters does it take to change a lightbulb?  None -- a wizard did it.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2012, 08:45:45 AM »
How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb? None. One of his summoned creatures did it.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2012, 08:58:14 AM »
How many rogues does it take to change a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb? One ranger can change 2 lightbulbs a the same time.

How many barbarians does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he needs any other character to read the directions for him and explain the concept very slowly.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 11:40:59 AM »
How many power metal guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten.

One to actually do it and nine that goes "I could do that faster".
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 01:02:57 PM »
How many bards does it take to change a light bulb?

Only 1, but he'll need an audience later so he can tell the glorious tale of the heroic light bulb adventure
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2012, 05:32:07 AM »
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2012, 10:01:57 PM »
How many frenzied berzerkers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They cannot make Dex checks while frenzying.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2012, 10:30:14 PM »
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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, unless he has Gremlins 3. Then it won't ever matter.

...yeah, I'm not expecting anyone to get that.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2012, 03:24:57 PM »
How many Exalted Good characters does it take to change a lightbulb?  One, but it takes weeks of preaching and the lightbulb has to fail a lot of will saves.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 04:31:58 PM »
How many Sorcerers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, if you can find one with the right spell.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2012, 05:23:34 PM »
Quote from: Agita on April 23, 2012, 04:31:58 PM
How many Sorcerers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, if you can find one with the right spell.

Runestaffs, my friend.  Runestaffs.
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Re: Lightbulbs
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2012, 03:07:38 PM »
How many clerics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but first he prays for spells to be awesome while doing so.
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