Min-Max'ed Familiar Name?

[muktidata]

I need a sweet name for my Familiar for a game. I took the Horned Lizard from Sandstorm. My character is a Dwarven gestalt Wizard/Ranger. Any help would be much appreciated. Puns, ominous titles, classic pet names all welcome.

[awaken_D_M_golem]

Gila Mnoster

tag line :  " If you don't spell it, like you pronounced it, I won't kill you ... today ! "

[SorO_Lost]

Erex (pronounced E-Rex), is a tiny horned toad that also happens to be _____'s reptile dysfunction of a familiar. He is often called "droop dragon" or "limp lizard" by what he considers to be his barely competent master "Croc-Block"; due to Erex's favorite and often repeated jokes about his tongue not being the only thing that's forked or the question/answer combination of asking if they have a little lizard in them or want one. When excited he shoots bodily fluids such as blood from his eyes (were you expecting something else?) and he can often be found basking in the glow of the sun or terrorizing ants as if he really was the great Terrasqua he often considers him self to be.

[phaedrusxy]

That deserved a +1...