Monster Revisions

[bhu]

Foulspawn
"Uh, there's another gate opening..."

Originally Created By The Aboleths

"Are those Foulspawn? I hate Foulspawn."

"Why?

"Their personality is toxic, their politics are eminently questionable, and they have their own language of sixty five thousand words, all of which are pronounced Fnord."

"You're too picky about your friends."

"Aren't they part of the Abolethic Sovereignty?"


Obsessed With The Corruption Of The Prime

"Wait, how do you know about the Abolethic Sovereignty?"

"I have side quests you know."

"In the Far Realm?"

BAMF

"Greetings! I am Jimdrik, Seer of Seers and commander of the Foulspawn armies! I t is an honor to fight by the side of General Clucky!

"We need to have a long chat with Bawb when this is over."

[bhu]

"So we're looking for the local Oracle."

"Is the river approach safe?"

"Naw sir, the river is infested with Octopus Trees."



"How about the marsh?"

"Kelp Anglers."



"The forest path?"

"Ironmaws.  Demon trees."





"Off the forest paths?"

"Burrow Roots and Vinespawn."





"This Oracle doesn't like being disturbed does she?"

"The Sporebats and Fetid Fungus that nest near her would suggest yes."



"There's a Wizened Elder at the edge of town you might ask about safer passage."


a while later


"Greetings, sir.  Are you the elder of the forest?"

"No sirs.  I'm the junior elder."

"Might you know of a safe passage to the Oracle?"

"I do.  Can't tell you though."

"He has a Sphere of Annihilation he carries in a Bag of Holding.  And a Chicken Golem."

"Do either of you have a pen?  You'll need to writ this down."