EPIC KITTY MAGIC ITEMSAtomic Fish BombPrice: 6000 GP (xth)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 24
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Evocation
Activation: Swift (command)
Weight: 1 lb.
This appears to be a particularly large and tasty looking Dead Fish Bomb. At least until it's set off....Then it duplicates the effects of a BOOM!* spell cast with the Maximize Spell Feat doing 216 Untyped damage. This is a one use item.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Magic Arms and Armor, BOOM!*, Sudden Maximize
Cost to Create: 3000 GP, 120 XP, 3 days
* New spell detailed below
Boeing Tank CollarPrice: 120,000 GP (21st)
Body Slot: Throat as a Collar, Body when in use
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:26) Transmutation
Activation: Swift (command)
This appears to be a normal collar. But when the command word is meowed it morphs into a suit of +5 Heavy Full Plate sized and made for you in kitty form that provides DR 10/Adamantine. A second meowed command extends metallic wings which allow the wearer to fly (as per the Overland Flight Spell, but duration lasts as long as you have the armor on). When the command is meowed again the armor retreats into the collar, or the wings retract. The Armor has a 4 seats (turrets really) and wands (or scepters) mounted on the back and sides. These seats are usually occupied by Awakened Mice with the skill or power to use the wands who function as Defensive gunners while the Cat Burglar goes about his business (they also provide the Mouse with Partial Cover). Remember to include the cost of the Wands/Scepters when making the collar. When the Wand/Scepter is empty it may be swapped out for another wand if it cannot be recharged.
Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Craft Epic Magic Arms and Armor, Stoneskin, Overland Flight
Cost to Create: 60,000 GP, 60 days, 10,600 XP
CatBot 5000Price: 135000 GP (xth)
Body Slot: -
Caster Level: 21st
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Transmutation
Activation: -
Weight: 1000 lbs.
This rather odd, feline inspired Golem acts as a personal servitor. They are quite expensive, and usually come as gifts from the Kitteh Gawds who commission them as gifts for servants who have been particularly successful. Stats are listed below. It requires 1000 pounds of rare metals and a DC 30 Craft (clockworks) Check.
Prerequisites: Craft Construct, Geas/Quest, Wish, Haste, Polymorph any Object
Cost to Create: 67500 GP, 68 days, 2700 XP
Catbot 5000 Large Construct
Hit Dice: 30d10+30 (195 hp)
Initiative: +18
Speed: 70 ft. (14 squares)
Armor Class: 46 (-1 Size, +1 Dodge, +10 Dex, +26 Natural), touch 20, flat-footed 35
Base Attack/Grapple: +20/+29
Attack: Slam +25 melee (1d4+5) or Falchion +25 melee (2d6+7/15-20)
Full Attack: 3 Slams +25 melee (1d4+5) or Falchion +25/+25/+20/+15/+10 melee (2d6+7/15-20)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Spell-Like Abilities, Hissy Fit, Permanent Haste
Special Qualities: Low Light Vision, Darkvision 60 ft., Construct Traits, SR 35, DR 15/Epic and Adamantine
Saves: Fort +10, Ref +21, Will +14
Abilities: Str 20, Dex 30, Con -, Int 12, Wis 18, Cha 20
Skills: Balance +25, Climb +25, Hide +25, Jump +25, Listen +9, Move Silently +25, Spot +8, Tumble +25
Feats: Bounding Assault, Combat Reflexes, Deft Opportunist, Dire Charge, Dodge, Improved Initiative, Mobility, Powerful Charge, Rapid Blitz, Spring Attack, Superior Initiative
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 20
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good
Advancement: 31+ HD (Large)
Level Adjustment: ---
Spell-Like Abilities (Sp): You may cast the following at will as Spell Like Abilities: Catwalk, Feather Fall, Walk With Purpose Kitty.
Hissy Fit (Ex): 10 rounds per day the Catbot 500 may enter an altered state of mind known as a 'hissy fit'. These rounds do not need to be consecutive. While in the Hissy Fit it gains an additional melee attack at it's highest BAB, and the critical threat range of it's weapons double. This stacks in the case of the Catbot 5000 Godslayin' Sharp Thingie, meaning it threatens a Critical on a 9+.
Permanent Haste (Su): The Catbot 5000 permanently has the benefits of a Haste spell.
Skills: The Catbot 5000 can use it's Dex Modifier instead of it's Str Modifier for Climb and Jump Checks.
Combat: Catbots reserve Hissy Fits for appropriate moments. Generally they do as ordered, and if no order is given they charge directly into the fray and begin swinging.
Catbot 5000 Godslayin' Sharp ThingiePrice (Item Level): 2000375 GP (xth)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 13th
Aura: Moderate; (DC:22) Evocation
Activation: - and Free (Command)
Weight: 16 lbs.
All Catbots are armed with this +2 Bloodfeeding, Implacable, Vampiric, Keen, Vorpal Falchion built for a Large creature.
Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Vampiric Touch, Keen Edge, Mordenkainen's Sword, Circle of Death
Cost to Create: 1000188 GP, 40007 XP, 1000 days
Collar of Emotionally Disturbing FunPrice: 276,000 GP (29th)
Body Slot: Throat
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:21) Divination
Activation: -(use activated)
Weight: -
This appears to be a festive well decorated cats collar. Normally it has no effect, even when worn by a Cat Burglar. But Tibbit Jesters can make use of it's arcane properties in conjunction with their Jester's Performance ability. Whenever you successfully use your Jester's Performance ability to insult someone, (i.e. the abilities like Taunt, Vexing Dialogue, Scathing Wit, etc) you may choose another being within 60', and the victim of your performance believes they are the one who insulted him, and he will attempt to kill them with all due haste (In other words he will pursue them just like the Taunt ability describes). He also gains the benefits of Frenzy (Complete Warrior page 34) while attempting to kill his imaginary abuser, but the Frenzy lasts until one of them dies (or the encounter is over).
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Enrage Audience, I See What You Did There.
Cost to Create: 138,000 GP, 138 days, 11,380 XP
Comfy Kitty CushionPrice: 74,520 GP (19th)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Evocation
Activation: Swift (command)
Weight: 1 lb.
This appears to be a normal bed or cushion made for cats, and is a popular accessory for uber wealthy Cat Burglars. Once per day any Cat Burglar sleeping on this cushion for at least 4 hours receives the benefit of any one spell from the Healing subschool of 8th level or less.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Miracle
Cost to Create: 32,760 GP, 10,328 XP, 33 days
Epic Catnip MousiePrice: 223,113 GP (27th)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Transmutation
Activation: Standard (manipulation)
Weight: -
This appears to be an ordinary Catnip Mousie item, however it is much more potent. 3 times per day when munched on by a feline (or someone in Kitty Form) it allows the muncher to perform a Full Attack and a Full Move each round for 9 rounds.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Haste, Time Stop
Cost to Create: 111,557 GP, 11,115 XP, 112 days
Epic Collar of HoldingPrice: 372,600 GP (34th)
Body Slot: Throat
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Conjuration
Activation: Swift (command)
Weight: -
This appears to be an ordinary Collar of Holding, and functions identically to one. However it can hold much more volume than normal. The weight limit is 1 metric ton, and volume is up to 1000 square feet. The collar weighs no more than normal.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Leomund's Secret Chest, Gate
Cost to Create: 186,300 GP, 186 days, 11,863 XP
Epic Scratching PostPrice: 372,600 GP (34th)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Transmutation
Activation: Standard (manipulation)
Weight: -
Once again, this appears to be an ordinary scratching post made for cats. Any being with claws as natural weapons that scratches the post as a Standard action receives the benefits of a War Kitteh spell.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, War Kitteh
Cost to Create: 186,300 GP, 11,863 XP, 186 days
Fake Cat Poo Price: 553500 GP
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Enchantment
Activation: Swift (Command)
Weight: -
This appears to be an enormous mound of cat poo. God alone knows what kind of cat it came from (Dire perhaps?), but nobody wants to touch it let alone clean it up. Initially appearing as an item of jewelry, when dropped upon the ground and the command word is spoken (or meowed) it covers a 5' area in a great mound of what appears to be poo. There is a Stinking Cloud Effect centered on the Fake Cat Poo, and anyone wishing to attempt to touch it to clean it up must make a DC 27 Willpower Save to do so. Anyone wishing to approach within 10' of it must make a similar Willpower Save, and if this Save is successful they must still make a second save to clean it up. The owner of the item is immune to these effects. By speaking the command word again it returns to jewelry form.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Stinking Cloud, Antipathy, Spell Focus (Enchantment), Greater Spell Focus (Enchantment)
Cost to Create: 276750 GP, 554 days, 22140 XP
Force CannonPrice: 64,687 GP (19th)
Body Slot: -
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Evocation
Activation: Swift (command)
This appears to be a short staff made from some sort of highly polished steel. It allows you to make use of the following spells: Orb of Force (1 charge), Force Beam* (2 charges). Both spells may be used 3 times per day as though cast with the Maximize Spell Feat.
Prerequisites: Craft Staff, Craft Epic Staff, Craft Staff, Orb of Force, Force Beam*, Sudden Maximize
Cost to Create: 32,343 GP, 33 days, 10,324 XP
* New spell detailed below
Grizzly Tank CollarPrice: 100,000 (20th)
Body Slot: Throat as a Collar, Body when in use
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:26) Conjuration
Activation: Swift (command)
This appears to be a normal collar. But when the command word is meowed it morphs into a suit of +5 Heavy Full Plate sized and made for you in kitty form that provides DR 10/-. When the command is meowed again the armor retreats into the collar. The Armor also has a small extradimensional space capable of holding up to 16 Awakened Mouse Commandos. So long as they remain in the space they are unavailable and are totally concealed. Entering or leaving the Armor is a Swift Action. If the owner of the collar is killed the troops may remain within in indefinitely if necessary.
Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Craft Epic Magic Arms and Armor, Stoneskin, Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion
Cost to Create: 50,000 GP, 50 days, 10,500 XP
Kitty HutPrice: 372,600 GP (34th)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:24) Conjuration
Activation: Swift (command)
Weight: 3 lbs.
This appears to be a normal plush kitty enclosure, the kind you see that are basically a little fluffy house with a cat bed inside. Or at least that's what you're supposed to think. On the inside it actually is a full size Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion along with the effects of a Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum spell.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion, Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum, Must be able to cast 9th level Conjuration spells
Cost to Create: 186,300 GP, 11,863 XP, 186 days
Pointy Viking HatPrice (Item Level): 100000 GP (xth)
Body Slot: Head
Caster Level: 24th
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:19) Transmutation
Activation: - (Continuous)
Weight: 4 lbs.
The wearer of this helm gains a +6 Resistance Bonus to all Saving Throws, and a +8 Enhancement Bonus to Constitution
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Bear's Endurance, creator’s caster level must be three times the hat's bonus
Cost to Create: 50000 GP, 50 days, 2000 XP
Sherman Tank CollarPrice: 100,000 (20th)
Body Slot: Throat as a Collar, Body when in use
Caster Level: 23
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:26) Transmutation
Activation: Swift (command)
This appears to be a normal collar. But when the command word is meowed it morphs into a suit of +5 Heavy Full Plate sized and made for you in kitty form that provides DR 10/-. When the command is meowed again the armor retreats into the collar. The Armor has a seat and a Force Cannon (See below) mounted on the back (the Force Cannon magically resizes to fit the mount on your armor). This seat is usually occupied by an Awakened Mouse with the skill or power to use the wands who function as a Defensive gunner while the Cat Burglar goes about his business (the seat also provides the Mouse with Partial Concealment). Remember to include the cost of the Force Cannon when figuring the cost of the armor.
Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Craft Epic Magic Arms and Armor, Stoneskin
Cost to Create: 60,000 GP, 60 days, 10,600 XP
Viking AxePrice: 6480350 GP (xth)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 21st
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:22) Evocation
Activation: -
Weight: 12 lbs.
This is a +6 Charging, Collision, Keen, Anarchic Power Greataxe. Perfect for making ouchies.
Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Craft Epic Magic Arms and Armor, Spirited Charge, Keen Edge, Weapon of Impact, Word of Chaos
Cost to Create: 3240175 GP, 129607 XP, 3240 days
Force BeamEvocation (Force)
Level: Sor/Wiz 9
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 Standard Action
Range:Long (400 ft + 40 ft/level)
Effect: Ray
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell creates a pencil thin Ray of Force. If the caster succeeds in making a ranged Touch Attack, his opponent takes 2d6 Force damage per caster level (maximum 40d6).
Focus: A small metal wand.
BOOM!Evocation
Level: Sor/Wiz 9
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 Standard Action
Range: Long (400 ft + 40 ft/level)
Area: 80' Radius Spread
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Reflex half
Spell Resistance: Yes
You create a massive explosion doing 3d6 untyped damage per 2 caster levels.
Focus: A small mushroom carving.
GoLion Armor and SwordLord GoLion's HelmPrice: 1562525 GP (xth)
Body Slot: Head
Caster Level: 21st
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:23) Evocation
Activation: Standard (Mental)
Weight: 4 lbs
The wearer of this helm can cast the following as a Spell-Like Ability 3/day: Lion's Roar, Sunbeam.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Lion's Roar, Sunbeam
Cost to Create: 381263 GP, 31251 XP, 381 days
Lord GoLion's ArmorPrice: 3286000 GP (xth)
Body Slot: Body
Caster Level: 24th
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:17) Abjuration
Activation: -
Weight: 50 lbs.
This +8 Full Plate Armor grants Energy Resistance 20 to all 5 types of energy and Spell Resistance 19.
Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Craft Epic Magic Arms and Armor, Resist Energy
Cost to Create: 1643000 GP, 65720 XP, 1643 days
Lord GoLion's GauntletsPrice: 1589700 GP (xth)
Body Slot: Hands
Caster Level: 21st
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:19) Evocation
Activation: Standard (Mental)
Weight: 2 lbs.
The wearer of these gauntlets can cast the following as a Spell-Like Ability 3/day: Blast of Flame, Boreal Wind, Force Missiles.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Blast of Flame, Boreal Wind, Force Missiles
Cost to Create: 794850 GP, 31794 XP, 795 days
Lord GoLion's BootsPrice: 1584000 GP (xth)
Body Slot: Feet
Caster Level: 21st
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:20) Evocation
Activation: Mental (Standard)
Weight: 2 lbs.
The wearer of these boots can cast the following as a Spell-Like Ability 3/day: Inferno, Machinegun.
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Craft Epic Wondrous Item, Inferno, Machinegun
Cost to Create: 792000 GP, 31680 XP, 792 days
Lord GoLion's SwordPrice: 4766000 GP (xth)
Body Slot: - (Carried)
Caster Level: 21st
Aura: Overwhelming; (DC:18) Evocation
Activation: -
Weight: 8 lbs.
This is a +3 Keen, Shock, Shocking Burst, Lightning Blast Bastard Sword.
Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Craft Epic Magic Arms and Armor, Keen Edge, Call Lightning, Lightning Bolt
Cost to Create: 2383000 GP, 95320 XP, 2383 days
Collection Benefits2 Pieces Lord GoLion's Sword gains the Throwing Ability
3 Pieces Lord GoLion's Sword gains the Returning Ability
4 Pieces Gain DR 15/Adamantine
5 Pieces Lord GoLion's Sword gains the Vorpal Ability