Way to wield a two handed weapon and a light weapon?

[kitep]

7 hands and 1 tail = ~22 attacks (before iterative is added)

I don't understand.  How do you get 22 attacks?

[ksbsnowowl]

probably giving iteratives to the extra hands via multiweapon fighting and its successors.

[zook1shoe]

14x double light crossbows + 7x crossbow bayonets + 7x crossbow knives + 7x elbow blade + 7x sleeve blade + 1x tail blade + 2x double light crossbow (tail) + 1x crossbow bayonet + 1x crossbow knife = 47 attacks

you could add more (not including dragon magazine or natural weapons)...

above + 1x horned helmet + 1x foot spikes + 2x boot blades + 2x knee blade + 1x unarmed strike + 3x armor spikes (armor, dastana, chahar-aina) + 3x armor razors (armor, dastana, chahar-aina) = 60 attacks (for 5th level or below)

adding multiattack, speed, aptitude cheese increases these attacks drastically

[sirpercival]

1x longsword + 6x short swords + 7x elbow blade + 7x sleeve blade + 1x tail blade + 1x short sword (tail) = 23 attacks

you could add more (not including dragon magazine or natural weapons)...

above + 1x horned helmet + 1x foot spikes + 2x boot blades + 2x knee blade + 1x unarmed strike + 3x armor spikes (armor, dastana, chahar-aina) + 3x armor razors (armor, dastana, chahar-aina) = 36 attacks (for 5th level or below)

adding multiattack, speed, aptitude cheese increases these attacks drastically

[zook1shoe]

see my edit for more attacks that i found

you attack bonuses are HORRENDOUS but you have 60+ attacks :-p

[Gazzien]

see my edit for more attacks that i found

you attack bonuses are HORRENDOUS but you have 52+ attacks :-p

Persist Wraithstrike / any other make-attacks-as-touch?

[zook1shoe]

very true

you could also have 3x gauntlets, and throw all your weapons as improvised thrown weapons for another 57 attacks

so a total of 117 attacks at 5th level or below

[NunoM]

Hmm... so a combat round would, roughly, last about, what? half an hour?

[zook1shoe]

No comment

on here, it would be simple

[Gazzien]

Hmm... so a combat round would, roughly, last about, what? half an hour?

Nah, it'd take five minutes. Roll a massive handful of d20's, cause only the nat20's will hit.

[Kasz]

Just wield it in your mouth...

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I'm not helping am I? I like the free action, summon mace, swift action fire mace, free action store mace. Almost like having a laser glove.

[zook1shoe]

Hmm... so a combat round would, roughly, last about, what? half an hour?

Nah, it'd take five minutes. Roll a massive handful of d20's, cause only the nat20's will hit.

just code them as 117d20s20 and then go from there

[Unbeliever]

I just took another look at Libris Mortis.  This may sound silly, but are we sure that the Skeletal Hand graft (and similar ones) don't replace your existent hand?  That's what it sounds like to me, rather than granting you an additional, third one.

It seems to me that if it did something like that it would be spelled out more, e.g., the Third Hand from MiC.

[NunoM]

The wording doesn't specify one way or the other, but other grafts specifically say they replace existing body parts (ex.: Vampire Fangs) or occupy empty sockets (ex.: Eye of Flame), so... i guess they keep adding to the existing limb count.

[zook1shoe]

Since it doesn't say 'replace' like a bunch of them say, you can assume it can either replace or add separately anywhere on the body.

you could have skeletal hand look like is coming out your ass. You could scare to crap out of people by looking like a skeleton is coming out of your ass! 

[ketaro]

Since it doesn't say 'replace' like a bunch of them say, you can assume it can either replace or add separately anywhere on the body.

you could have skeletal hand look like is coming out your ass. You could scare to crap out of people by looking like a skeleton is coming out of your ass! 

"Everybody stand clear! I'm going to try to expel the evil entity now!"


Edit: This entire thread turned into everyone talking about getting an extra limb to solve the original problem but I still think my idea was the coolest 

[zook1shoe]

Yeah but mine was the craziest

[NunoM]

...at least he could sit wherever he wanted to. An undead arm doesn't get tired, so it can double as a built-in chair...