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DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« on: June 30, 2013, 12:57:29 PM »
So, It's come up in the game. Don't Ask Details.

Do Dragons have sex like chickens (Fertilization inside the female) or do they fertilize the eggs after they are laid?

And also in a related question:

If dragons don't have sex, do they lay eggs that are sterile, so you could serve them up in an omelet without fear of killing a baby dragon?
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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2013, 01:14:58 PM »
Or what happens if they use alter-self and mate with another species to produce a half-dragon

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2013, 01:33:11 PM »
Dragons are warm-blooded, so I would think they go about it like chickens would instead of like the cold-blooded lizards.

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2013, 01:50:32 PM »
They do it like dragons :P

seriously, I think its more like chickens.
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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2013, 01:56:53 PM »
At the moment, I'm entertained by the thought of asking the details.  I bet it's dead boring, though.

Dragons are magical creatures.  They may not have sex at all - they may reproduce in a purely magical and spectacular way.  They might do it like mammals, or anything.  I suspect it might be best for your campaign for you to think about how you _want_ it to work, then let your players try to find out if they're really that interested.  It could be quite dangerous uncovering this nugget of wisdom :)

Personally, I'd go with the 'complete eggs'/chicken style, so if they're stolen they contain an embryo like a chicken egg, which PCs could hatch, or eat, or whatever they desire to do.  It's your call, though.
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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2013, 02:48:13 PM »
Draconomicon, page 10.  "The eggs are fertilized inside the female's body, and are ready for laying about a quarter of the way through the incubation period."

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2013, 04:04:06 PM »
Draconomicon, page 10.  "The eggs are fertilized inside the female's body, and are ready for laying about a quarter of the way through the incubation period."

This, assuming they're reproducing in their natural form.
But they can take on any form they want, and probably have sex like a normal creature of that type in that case. Hell, even when mating with another dragon they might change shape to a form that they believe to have more pleasurable sexual intercourse or to have a higher conception rate.

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2013, 04:48:47 PM »
Dragons are the pervert omnisexuals of d&d...  :eh

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2013, 05:10:29 PM »
Dragons are the pervert omnisexuals of d&d...  :eh

I thought those were humans?

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2013, 05:24:51 PM »
Even humans don't have the appetites dragons do.  There are half dragon t-rexes in adventures.  WHich kind of has to be like humans fucking a baboon and somehow magically conceiving a child...

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2013, 06:05:50 PM »
Okay.

So, a dragon would never lay unfertilized eggs that an adventurer could stumble across and toss off on, thus bringing about a half dragon when it hatched. Got it. That's a load off my mind.

No pun intended.
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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2013, 07:00:29 PM »
Okay.

So, a dragon would never lay unfertilized eggs that an adventurer could stumble across and toss off on, thus bringing about a half dragon when it hatched. Got it. That's a load off my mind.

No pun intended.

lol what do you mean. thats how half-dragons are made dude.

no thats funny though.. I think I know a player who lives near me that could be talked into believing that.
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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2013, 07:18:44 PM »
Okay.

So, a dragon would never lay unfertilized eggs that an adventurer could stumble across and toss off on, thus bringing about a half dragon when it hatched. Got it. That's a load off my mind.

No pun intended.

Let the player do it.

Have the dragon sue him for child support.

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Re: DRAGONS: Do They Have Sex Like Lizards or Chickens?
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2013, 07:09:47 PM »
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Are ancient and some more recent Kobolds just Runts, or
poorly fertilized eggs, or some of the Magic just didn't happen?
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