Author Topic: The Small Rants Thread, Continued... (Read 185421 times)

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #200 on:** December 23, 2011, 03:24:18 PM »

... (grumble) ... alrightie , I'm'n'a wish everybody a Merry

Christmas

... (grumble) ... that doesn't mean I hafta like saying it

... (grumble)

especially Nanshork with that whole massive Fire

and picts. That's gotta be a weird holiday.

Don't drink too much Eggnog.

Nanshork · « **Reply #201 on:** December 23, 2011, 04:33:41 PM »

Aww, thanks aDMg.

X-Codes · « **Reply #202 on:** December 23, 2011, 05:36:21 PM »

Skyrim is worse than Candlejack.

Nanshork · « **Reply #203 on:** December 23, 2011, 05:40:46 PM »

Must refrain from making Candlejack jo

Halinn · « **Reply #204 on:** December 23, 2011, 05:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Nanshork on December 23, 2011, 05:40:46 PM

some freakazoid joke

If I ever knowingly leave a board, my last post will only consist of one word, namely the previously written name.

Libertad · « **Reply #205 on:** December 23, 2011, 08:01:55 PM »

I love Starburst candy, but I hate the wrappers.

The wrapper sticks to the candy so that pieces of paper tear off on it. And it sticks in such a way that the remaining paper can't be pulled off with your fingers.

DonQuixote · « **Reply #206 on:** December 24, 2011, 06:01:54 AM »

Oh God, Starbursts...

Anyone else ever do the thing where you unwrap every piece in a whole package, then flatten them out and make a sphere, with layers of alternating flavors? Or is that just me?

littha · « **Reply #207 on:** December 24, 2011, 06:38:14 AM »

Quote from: DonQuixote on December 24, 2011, 06:01:54 AM

Oh God, Starbursts...

Anyone else ever do the thing where you unwrap every piece in a whole package, then flatten them out and make a sphere, with layers of alternating flavors? Or is that just me?

That sounds AWESOME

EjoThims · « **Reply #208 on:** December 24, 2011, 07:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Nanshork on December 23, 2011, 05:40:46 PM

Must refrain from making Candlejack jo

You beat me to it.

Quote from: DonQuixote on December 24, 2011, 06:01:54 AM

Oh God, Starbursts...

Anyone else ever do the thing where you unwrap every piece in a whole package, then flatten them out and make a sphere, with layers of alternating flavors? Or is that just me?

I must do this!

DonQuixote · « **Reply #209 on:** December 24, 2011, 08:42:56 PM »

It's pretty fantastic in every way. If you're feeling swanky, you can freeze it after sphere-ifying them, thus ensuring that it is firm and chewy when you first bite into it.

bhu · « **Reply #210 on:** December 24, 2011, 09:17:40 PM »

I used to know a girl who soaked starburst jellybeans in 150 proof vodka

Apparently it's quite tasty

Given what happens to her 40 minutes later i wouldn't recommend it

JohnnyMayHymn · « **Reply #211 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:19:34 AM »

Quote from: bhu on December 24, 2011, 09:17:40 PM

I used to know a girl who soaked starburst jellybeans in 150 proof vodka

Apparently it's quite tasty

Given what happens to her 40 minutes later i wouldn't recommend it

what happens to her?

Bozwevial · « **Reply #212 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:23:29 AM »

I really should have done this earlier in the week. Now I'm finishing this defaced book at 2:30 in the morning and I have yet to wrap any presents.

Ah well. No one to blame but me, I suppose.

bhu · « **Reply #213 on:** December 25, 2011, 03:53:55 AM »

Quote from: JohnnyMayHymn on December 25, 2011, 02:19:34 AM

Quote from: bhu on December 24, 2011, 09:17:40 PM
I used to know a girl who soaked starburst jellybeans in 150 proof vodka

Apparently it's quite tasty

Given what happens to her 40 minutes later i wouldn't recommend it
what happens to her?

what usually happens when you mix large amounts of high proof alcohol and lots and lots of sugar

projectile vomiting and praying for your own death

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #214 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:59:58 PM »

Why the hell does it take people so long to bathe/shower? Seriously, there are only three, maybe four areas that might regularly need it: Armpits, butt, groin, and maybe hands. You don't have to clean every single square inch of your skin!

SneeR · « **Reply #215 on:** December 25, 2011, 03:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Jackinthegreen on December 25, 2011, 02:59:58 PM

Why the hell does it take people so long to bathe/shower? Seriously, there are only three, maybe four areas that might regularly need it: Armpits, butt, groin, and maybe hands. You don't have to clean every single square inch of your skin!

Eeeeewww...

Are you a college student perchance? I am, and I sometimes must subscribe to that notion--but only during bouts of extreme studying!

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #216 on:** December 26, 2011, 02:23:23 AM »

Quote from: SneeR on December 25, 2011, 03:38:21 PM

Quote from: Jackinthegreen on December 25, 2011, 02:59:58 PM
Why the hell does it take people so long to bathe/shower? Seriously, there are only three, maybe four areas that might regularly need it: Armpits, butt, groin, and maybe hands. You don't have to clean every single square inch of your skin!
Eeeeewww...

Are you a college student perchance? I am, and I sometimes must subscribe to that notion--but only during bouts of extreme studying!

It's in response to my mom, since she apparently takes over an hour in the shower trying to clean every single cell possible. Shame she's not that OCD when it comes to her house.

Monotremeancer · « **Reply #217 on:** December 26, 2011, 11:57:35 AM »

I usually shower for a maximum of five minutes. That is enough time to soak yourself, add soap to your entire body and then rinse it off. I've never been able to understand people who are in there longer than that unless they have minor case of hypothermia that they need to remedy.

zugschef · « **Reply #218 on:** December 26, 2011, 01:37:00 PM »

there are people, you know, who have long hair.

Monotremeancer · « **Reply #219 on:** December 26, 2011, 02:41:20 PM »

When I had long dreadlocks a shower took me 10min (when I cleaned them; not counting the time it took to dry them). Still can't see why some people are in there for more than a quarter of an hour.

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