The Small Rants Thread, Continued...

[Halinn]

I don't personally have megalomaniac inclinations, but I'd LOVE to run your astronomy department, if it's still open.

I would quite like to work with sirpercival on planning the invasions of extraterrestrial environments. One planet is not enough!

[Kuroimaken]

I've just gotten friendzoned, HARD.

Sometimes I wish I actually drank alcohol so I could black this one out.

[dman11235]

Amen brother.  That place sucks bad.

[Sinfire Titan]

I've actually put off finding a lover in general because I can't sustain a relationship in my current state of affairs, but I know the feeling Kuro.

[Nanshork]

@ Tshern

The only dance I can do is waltz, I'm not sure if that counts.

@ Kuro

I feel your pain, it's a crappy place to be.

[Sinfire Titan]

@ Tshern

The only dance I can do is waltz, I'm not sure if that counts.

Waltzing isn't dancing. It's a 10-minute long hug and handshake while you try and make each other dizzy by spinning very slowly.

[Nanshork]

@ Tshern

The only dance I can do is waltz, I'm not sure if that counts.

Waltzing isn't dancing. It's a 10-minute long hug and handshake while you try and make each other dizzy by spinning very slowly.

I get a little fancier than that.   

[SorO_Lost]

All the dancing I do is done with my cloths off...

[Agita]

Everyone thinking about taking over the world: I called dibs. Identify yourself and I will give you most excellent position in the future world order though.

Works for me. Can I have something involving science (or Science! if you prefer)?

[Monotremeancer]

Say those not currently holding the world championship.

Haven't seen a hockey-game in over 4 years.  And last year my friends had to tell me who the "probably best Swedish hockey player of all times" was (Peter Forsberg, if you know of him) since I'd forgotten about him 

[Jackinthegreen]

Everyone thinking about taking over the world: I called dibs. Identify yourself and I will give you most excellent position in the future world order though.

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Something different than every other night.  This time, we WILL take over the world!

[Tshern]

I've just gotten friendzoned, HARD.

Sometimes I wish I actually drank alcohol so I could black this one out.

So why don't you drink now if you want to?

[radionausea]

crack out the zopiclone and tramadol, couple of shots of good whiskey and have yourself a warm and fuzzy night

[Kuroimaken]

I've just gotten friendzoned, HARD.

Sometimes I wish I actually drank alcohol so I could black this one out.

So why don't you drink now if you want to?

Because I have no idea if it will work, I need to work the next day, and I have NO idea whatsoever what a lack of impulse control will do to me, considering how I'm normally more than a little crazy WITH impulse control.

[Monotremeancer]

I've just gotten friendzoned, HARD.

Sometimes I wish I actually drank alcohol so I could black this one out.

So why don't you drink now if you want to?

Because I have no idea if it will work, I need to work the next day, and I have NO idea whatsoever what a lack of impulse control will do to me, considering how I'm normally more than a little crazy WITH impulse control.

I know that feel. I've never even been tipsy and I fear what would happen if I did. The idea of me being drunk is the kind of stuff nightmares are made out of.

[InnaBinder]

I've just gotten friendzoned, HARD.

Sometimes I wish I actually drank alcohol so I could black this one out.

So why don't you drink now if you want to?

Because I have no idea if it will work, I need to work the next day, and I have NO idea whatsoever what a lack of impulse control will do to me, considering how I'm normally more than a little crazy WITH impulse control.

All valid concerns, I think.  Drinking is a fun choice for some folks, and a bad choice for others.  It should always be a choice, though.

[Kajhera]

I've just gotten friendzoned, HARD.

Sometimes I wish I actually drank alcohol so I could black this one out.

So why don't you drink now if you want to?

Because I have no idea if it will work, I need to work the next day, and I have NO idea whatsoever what a lack of impulse control will do to me, considering how I'm normally more than a little crazy WITH impulse control.

Drink videogames. Works for me.

I've thought about taking over the world before, decided I would rather not, even if I have a strange ability to prod people into crazy socialist ideas at times. There's too much negative publicity involved. And realizing just how much power I can muster as is over people, and how limited my perspective and knowledge is, has scared me off from politics a bit.

If you want to pay me 20 million euros Tshern, I'll not object though.

[littha]

I usually just drink cans of Monster instead of alcohol... Me on alcohol is not a good sight.

[Monotremeancer]

Can't do that either; those energy drinks taste horrible imo. When I go to pubs with my friends I usually order milk (I've earned a few glances as a result of that) or ginger ale. If I'm sad I usually drink enormous amounts of tea and cheer myself up by watching cartoons or play a videogame.

[littha]

Monster tastes a lot nicer than the usual energy drinks, I cant drink Red Bull or the like without gagging. Monster is much sweeter.