Thanks everyone for your support; I ended up being one of the readers at the funeral mass, and it was the hardest reading I've ever had to give. And I have been reading in public since I was in 1st grade.
And can you please share, Kuroimaken? The tales of your exploits are sure to warm my heart, and the hearts of all others who see them.
Sure.
So anyway, I was on my way back from the therapist when I see this lady walking nearly a dozen dogs (half of which would surely be able to make her their bitch. I mean it, they were pretty big). They were yapping at everything and everyone, and I DO mean everything and everyone. To top it off, one of the dogs (a large German Shepard) was growling pretty nastily at one of the passersby. Until it eventually leaped forward, yanking the chain off the lady's hand and going for the pounce.
I reached for the scruff of his neck and yanked it back in mid-air. That shepard must've weighted nearly 40 kilograms, because it was fairly hard to keep it aloft one-handed, but I guess the adrenaline rush must've helped. He kept on growling at me, until he looked me in the eye.
"DOWN, boy."The dog whimpered as I walked back to the lady, who was still troubled trying to get the others under control. They started growling at me, so I showed my teeth in a malicious grin and said,
"That goes for you little pissants too. Calm the fuck down."Granted, after the lion at the zoo incident this isn't exactly much.
