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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2011, 09:12:50 PM »
I had a reoccurring line I'd use. The hexblade (Hador) accidentally sprung a trap once. We started joking about him being dead and my wizard not seeing what happened, assuming he was just lying there being lazy, trying to wake him up.

"Hador, don't fuck with me."



Other than that, I like a lot of the quotes used in the Tome characters (from memory, so possibly paraphrased).

Jester: "You'd think it were funny if I were doing it to someone else."

Barbarian: "I'm Sharptooth of the Wolffang tribe. Your lands, riches, and women belong to me."

Half orc: "I've never fit in anywhere. This knife, however, fits into many places."
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2011, 07:57:52 AM »
"That's it, we're gonna die." - Kyle, 1st level Abjurer in sirpercival's game in PbP.

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2011, 08:32:57 AM »
One from a PbP I was in: my goblin could produce electrical damage at will and one of the PCs could heal from electrical damage. We fought an ogre who dropped the PC into the negatives and surrendered a round or two later (and seemed genuinely sorry). My character started shocking the other PC to revive him and the ogre asks if he's okay, and I respond:

"Yeah. He's into this sorta shit."
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2011, 11:07:57 AM »
From my players(applicable to any character with high damage output):
"Alveri, Kill!"
Alveri: ":<"
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2011, 11:16:54 AM »
:<

Poor Alveri.  Can't even keep the illusion of free will within our party of chaotic super charismatic characters.

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2011, 01:23:53 PM »
"VAMPIRE CHECK!"  said everytime you meet a new person, holding out your holy symbol and attempting to turn undead.  Also good to do in rooms full of people such as restuarants, town squares, etc.

Or do it to your own group every morning to make sure nobody was turned during the night :)

I actually do this sometimes in real life, making a cross out of two things (eg, knife and fork, or just my arms).  Haven't found any yet, but I'll keep trying :)

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2011, 02:14:39 PM »
"VAMPIRE CHECK!"  said everytime you meet a new person, holding out your holy symbol and attempting to turn undead.  Also good to do in rooms full of people such as restuarants, town squares, etc.
You should go all Salem and use more... interesting methods to check for vampires. For example, I hear that vampires hate having a stake in their chest because it paralyzes them. So, if you stake them, they go limp, and come back after you pull it out, they're a vampire!
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2011, 02:16:29 PM »
"VAMPIRE CHECK!"  said everytime you meet a new person, holding out your holy symbol and attempting to turn undead.  Also good to do in rooms full of people such as restuarants, town squares, etc.

Or do it to your own group every morning to make sure nobody was turned during the night :)

I actually do this sometimes in real life, making a cross out of two things (eg, knife and fork, or just my arms).  Haven't found any yet, but I'll keep trying :)

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2011, 03:36:19 PM »
"Ale and whores for everyone!"  Adventurers, after a successful dungeon excursion.

"There ought to be a LAW for this!" ultra-zealous Lawful Clerics and Paladins.

"You can't resist my nude body!" Succubus.

"I'm an elf; therefore I'm better than you."  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CantArgueWithElves

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2011, 04:51:43 PM »
"You can't resist my nude body!" Succubus.

Heard that one before, resisted it, ended up married to her after she was corrupted toward good instead of the other way around, sacrificed herself to save my ass, and got a revive outsider reprieve.

Admittedly what with the magic powers it's pretty difficult to pull a "stubborn good guy redeems slutty bad girl" story when the girl's a succubus, but it can be done.
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"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2011, 05:38:07 PM »
Rogue: *panting, obviously winded, picking garbage out of his hair and clothes* "Finish your drink, we're leaving."
Fighter: "Right now?"
Rogue: "Preferably before the guards catch up."
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2011, 06:56:23 PM »
"You can't resist my nude body!" Succubus.

Heard that one before, resisted it, ended up married to her after she was corrupted toward good instead of the other way around, sacrificed herself to save my ass, and got a revive outsider reprieve.

Admittedly what with the magic powers it's pretty difficult to pull a "stubborn good guy redeems slutty bad girl" story when the girl's a succubus, but it can be done.

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/fc/20050824a

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2011, 07:04:00 PM »
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http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/fc/20050824a

Well yes, but anything can happen in a backstory.  Starting with an enemy NPC in a game in progress, and warping it beyond all recognition (as a PC, not as the DM) over the course of many months, that's less easy.
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2011, 07:07:23 PM »
The reason the Succubus Paladin exists is so that horny gamers can make their characters have hot demon sex without worrying about getting energy drained.

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« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2011, 07:12:03 PM »
The reason the Succubus Paladin exists is so that horny gamers can make their characters have hot demon sex without worrying about getting energy drained.

Oh that.  Well if you don't have a succubus willing to just not kill you with certain activities while they're happening, there are always the Enduring and Lasting Life feats, particularly if combined with Steadfast Determination and a monstrously high Con score.
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2011, 11:59:40 PM »
Dwarf gunslinger: "I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, AND YOUR WEE DOGGY TOO!"

Also, I'm pretty sure "hot demon sex" definitely qualifies as draining energy no matter what.
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2011, 06:42:56 AM »
"I'll take the knees you take (X)" Halfling Gun Mage
Something inside me dies when I see the word fallacy applied to ideas held about roleplaying. And a small bit of vomit comes up when I see a character called a 'toon'.

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2011, 08:55:48 PM »
Exiern's comments section had a great one for pyromancers: Veni vidi igne [loosely translates as, "I came, I saw, I burninated."]
"There is happiness for those who accept their fate, there is glory for those that defy it."

"Now that everyone's so happy, this is probably a good time to tell you I ate your parents."

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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2011, 09:12:00 PM »
"I'll need eight hours of rest to solve this problem."  The Wizard, to any challenge his spells are not prepared for

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a Sorcerer, not a Wizard!"  The Sorcerer, to any challenge his spells are not prepared for

"Privacy's a distant concern, when there's Evil afoot!" the Paladin, justifying his use of Detect Evil on the High Priest

"What did you expect a priest to wear?  Threaded robes?" Cleric of Kord, clad in Full Plate

"Hastur, Hastur, Hastur!" Cleric PC in an evil campaign who did not think things through

"Ummmm... I can fall slowly, punch people a lot, and run fast!" the Monk, trying to describe what makes him unique from a Tier 1 spell caster
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Re: In Game Quotes for Classes.
« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2011, 10:46:14 PM »
"Do you know how many bones you have left for me to break?" ~ Batman on intimidation.