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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #100 on: November 18, 2011, 03:31:00 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #101 on: November 18, 2011, 04:01:30 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #102 on: November 18, 2011, 05:50:16 PM »
Dual wielding swordchucks untrained
This I will allow... since the character in question removes himself from the genepool quite effectively...

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #103 on: November 18, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #104 on: November 18, 2011, 08:04:57 PM »
Legislation optimized, filibustering bureaucrat

(Hrmn, this actually sounds like a bard re-fluff)
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #105 on: November 18, 2011, 09:02:13 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #106 on: November 18, 2011, 09:12:26 PM »
Legislation optimized, filibustering bureaucrat

(Hrmn, this actually sounds like a bard re-fluff)

Done it.  It's game breaking.  Just make a Vow of Poverty Bard (with a quick dip into Binder for Naberius and Marshal for the Diplomacy boost, as well as Warlock for the same).  With Vow of Peace up too, you Fascinate people instantly with your Perform (Oration) skill, then in a standard action convince them to your side.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #107 on: November 18, 2011, 09:30:45 PM »
20 levels in soulknife. Samurai
fixed that for you.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #108 on: November 18, 2011, 09:53:39 PM »
20 levels in soulknife. Samurai
fixed that for you.

Complete Warrior Samurai 20

The OA one isn't half as bad as the CW one.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #109 on: November 18, 2011, 10:19:26 PM »
Obviously, I would have said OA samurai in that case.

Depending on your DM's view on additional feats for the samurai bonus feats (the current list is all the OA fighter feats and all the PHB fighter feats plus a couple if I remember correctly) list it has the potential to be better than fighter too...

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #110 on: November 18, 2011, 11:58:23 PM »
Slayer the vampire buffer.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #111 on: November 19, 2011, 01:33:42 AM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #112 on: November 19, 2011, 02:05:25 AM »
Slayer the vampire buffer.

Isn't that basically the old Dragonforce party joke but they all have the Requiem feat?
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #113 on: November 19, 2011, 02:58:21 AM »
An overpowered Fighter/Monk!

And the universe begins to fold in on itself...

Also, from Pathfinder Adventure Path:  Inbred Hillbilly Ogre Rapist

Fortunately this was only in the "first draft" and not the product proper.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #114 on: November 20, 2011, 11:17:46 AM »
TWF No Bonus Damage

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #115 on: November 20, 2011, 12:14:27 PM »
awakened gelatinous cube bard
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #116 on: November 20, 2011, 04:10:53 PM »
Vow of Poverty Necromancer

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #117 on: November 20, 2011, 04:14:28 PM »
Vow of Poverty Necromancer

Tricky, but not impossible.  I assume you're talking about the army of the undead sort of necromancer, otherwise it's not even really an issue.  A 2-level dip in Pale Master costs you 1 caster level, but also gets you 1/day animate dead without the need of a material component.  If you're willing to settle for zombies and no skeletons (or obscure other things you can make with animate dead), you don't need Pale Master, instead just kill things with Fell Animate spells (preferably Fell Animate necromancy spells, so your Corpsecrafter feat line applies).

If you're doing the Pale Master thing, you'll need something with a non-good alignment subtype or other way to qualify for the class while actually being exalted.
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"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #118 on: November 20, 2011, 09:52:08 PM »
Vow of Poverty Necromancer

Tricky, but not impossible.  I assume you're talking about the army of the undead sort of necromancer, otherwise it's not even really an issue.  A 2-level dip in Pale Master costs you 1 caster level, but also gets you 1/day animate dead without the need of a material component.  If you're willing to settle for zombies and no skeletons (or obscure other things you can make with animate dead), you don't need Pale Master, instead just kill things with Fell Animate spells (preferably Fell Animate necromancy spells, so your Corpsecrafter feat line applies).

If you're doing the Pale Master thing, you'll need something with a non-good alignment subtype or other way to qualify for the class while actually being exalted.

or be a necrocarnate.  or be a Warlock wo only temporarily animates dead stuff.

Anyone have a link to this "old dragonforce joke" stuff?

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #119 on: November 21, 2011, 12:31:40 AM »
It's an all-kobold party of bards using different flavors of Dragonfire Inspiration to add a monstrously high amount of mixed energy damage to every attack.
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."