Author Topic: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words (Read 77202 times)

Kethrian · « **Reply #140 on:** November 25, 2011, 02:53:02 AM »

Quote from: Cannotthink on November 18, 2011, 04:25:48 AM

Tone-deaf Orcish Bard

He was a half-orc in the campaign I was playing in, and he played bagpipes. The entire table (minus that player) cheered when the dire wolves killed him while he hid under a blanket. Seriously.

Lemme see what I can come up with:

Lawful Good Specialist Necromancer

Vow of Poverty Aristocrat

Cthulhu campaign with Curiosity

Gay Misogynist Male Amazon

Serious About Winning Drownball

Calvinball but with Axes

Raptoran Druid with Agoraphobia

Halinn · « **Reply #141 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:36:31 AM »

Quote from: Kethrian on November 25, 2011, 02:53:02 AM

Lawful Good Specialist Necromancer

This is, in fact, not a problem, given that wizards can cast all the aligned spells they want to.

Paladin Multiclassing Dread Necromancer

betrayor · « **Reply #142 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:58:54 AM »

Pyromaniac Evoker Good Party.....

InnaBinder · « **Reply #143 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:22:20 PM »

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Gay Misogynist Male Amazon

Assuming your group is mature enough to handle the issues with a gay character, and a misogynistic one, this sounds like a fantastic reason for your character to adventure.

Kethrian · « **Reply #144 on:** November 25, 2011, 01:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Halinn on November 25, 2011, 11:36:31 AM

Quote from: Kethrian on November 25, 2011, 02:53:02 AM
Lawful Good Specialist Necromancer

This is, in fact, not a problem, given that wizards can cast all the aligned spells they want to.

Paladin Multiclassing Dread Necromancer

Depends on the DM, and possibly the other players.

Quote from: InnaBinder on November 25, 2011, 12:22:20 PM

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Gay Misogynist Male Amazon
Assuming your group is mature enough to handle the issues with a gay character, and a misogynistic one, this sounds like a fantastic reason for your character to adventure.

Oh, if you could survive getting away from home, it'd be a fun idea, but I doubt that kind of character would survive that long...

Halinn · « **Reply #145 on:** November 25, 2011, 02:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Kethrian on November 25, 2011, 01:02:51 PM

Quote from: Halinn on November 25, 2011, 11:36:31 AM
Quote from: Kethrian on November 25, 2011, 02:53:02 AM
Lawful Good Specialist Necromancer

This is, in fact, not a problem, given that wizards can cast all the aligned spells they want to.

Paladin Multiclassing Dread Necromancer

Depends on the DM, and possibly the other players.

Oh yes, definitely. If your DM invents new rules to make your character not work, it really doesn't work at all. Anyhow, the necromancy school has plenty of things to do besides animate the dead.

littha · « **Reply #146 on:** November 25, 2011, 02:30:14 PM »

You can have paladins of Wee Jas who probably arent opposed to using undead...

Halinn · « **Reply #147 on:** November 25, 2011, 05:26:23 PM »

Quote from: littha on November 25, 2011, 02:30:14 PM

You can have paladins of Wee Jas who probably arent opposed to using undead...

There's that whole problem of alignments for paladin DN, though.

caelic · « **Reply #148 on:** November 25, 2011, 06:24:57 PM »

Amnesiac Wizard: "What spells?"

TravelLog · « **Reply #149 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:47:13 PM »

Beardy the Bearded Elf

Blind, Deaf, Mute, Paladin

Armless, Legless, Monk 20

Sentient, Were-Postage Stamp

StreamOfTheSky · « **Reply #150 on:** November 26, 2011, 12:15:55 AM »

"Armless, Legless, Monk 20"

He can still headbutt! Give him the Winged template (monk's speed bonus applies to all movement modes) and he's pretty set. Other than...being Monk 20.

skydragonknight · « **Reply #151 on:** November 26, 2011, 01:43:41 AM »

Green Warrior Needs Food

JohnnyMayHymn · « **Reply #152 on:** November 26, 2011, 04:36:15 AM »

Quote from: StreamOfTheSky on November 26, 2011, 12:15:55 AM

"Armless, Legless, Monk 20"

He can still headbutt! Give him the Winged template (monk's speed bonus applies to all movement modes) and he's pretty set. Other than...being Monk 20.

That's going in the homebrew section, Armless flaw and Legless flaw

Gives me an idea for a DW kobold w/wings named Matt...

dna1 · « **Reply #153 on:** November 26, 2011, 04:42:31 AM »

Tauric, Hydra SeaHorse Bard

SolEiji · « **Reply #154 on:** November 26, 2011, 07:24:34 AM »

Mineral Warrior Raptorian Wizard

skydragonknight · « **Reply #155 on:** November 26, 2011, 07:54:53 AM »

Five Hundred Thirty-Five Politicians

Libertad · « **Reply #156 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:32:05 PM »

Strength 8 "Roleplaying" Barbarian

Televangelist with Scry Network

Male playing slutty elf

sirpercival · « **Reply #157 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:43:59 PM »

succubus channeling richard simmons

caelic · « **Reply #158 on:** November 27, 2011, 02:22:20 PM »

Quote from: TravelLog on November 25, 2011, 11:47:13 PM

Blind, Deaf, Mute, Paladin

Oh, I dunno...I've known parties that would say, "Hey! Finally, a Paladin we can get ALONG with!"

Ithamar · « **Reply #159 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:57:09 PM »

Fallen Level 20 Paladin

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Author Topic: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words (Read 77202 times)