I wouldn't have guessed SorO was soft and fluffy enough for Pokemon.
Soft and fluffy?
In a post world-war county you get to play as the world's most horrific ten year old. Your orphaned neighbor is getting a pet, and you now want one too, then your pet beats up their pet. In this moment you learn capturing wild animals and having them fight each other for entertainment is the quickest way to earn some cash and presumably get thrown in jail or something. Because you soon start touring "the system" and at each stop along the way you look for and beat the strongest most badass guy around and beat the shit out of them. Over the course of the game you continue to torment orphaned neighbor, first by killing his Raticate to "teach him a lesson" on the S.S. Anne and again by taking away everything he has worked for and earned at the end. Because it's nice to have a goal in life.
Of course let's not forget the many life lessons about the adult world you learn along the way. One such lesson is called
Shelldor, where you learn if you put a long object in your mouth you're a
bro, and the proper evolutionary way is to
water stone into
Cloyster. When it doubt, cut your way out. Flashing is best done when it's dark. Its licks cause a tingling sensation. If you put a pair of panties on a Pokeball's head, even Mew-Two can't say no. Wearing your mother's skull is the difference between a shew and a motherfucking badass. Blackfaces are cold, possible have psychic powers, and want to kiss you; you should probably avoid using them. No one likes it if the ball explodes prematurely. And so on.
Latest gens have ghosts of dead people and ghosts that kidnap children. You enslave them using some sort of demonic ritual I'm sure, but sadly I dropped out around the silver/gold era.
Also:
Virginity.
